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i see my mate the other day,he,s only got one arm bless him.i said where you off to,he said to change a light bulb.i said thatll be a bit awkward wont it.
he said dont be a **** i still got the reciept
My favorite joke of all time .... WHAT DID THE PLUMBER SAY TO HIS WIFE WHEN HE WANTED TO LEAVE HER?? "ITS ALL OVER-FLO!".....(sound of tumble weed and a gently wind blowing) Ill get me coat!!!!!!
LONDON CALLING TO THE ZOMBIES OF DEATH.... ALSO KNOW AS BRENTFORD FANS
Little Johnny got kicked out of class today! The teacher asked him, "If I gave you £20 and you paid £5 to Joanne, £5 to Jane and £5 to Katie, what would you have?"
Apparently, "Three #######s and enough left for a kebab," was the wrong answer.
An Englishman, a French man, a Spaniard and a German are all standing trying to watch a street performer doing his juggling act. The juggler notices that the four men have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you four see me now?"
An Englishman, a French man, a Spaniard and a German are all standing trying to watch a street performer doing his juggling act. The juggler notices that the four men have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you four see me now?"
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"
Took 45 secs for penny to drop - good job this isn't webchat or you'd have seen a very puzzled/gormless face slowly re-reading joke 6 times....!
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