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Matty and Ted's Bogus WATRB Journey! (The Sequel)

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  • Originally posted by MattyRangers View Post
    and took Matty's flaccid
    Rod up the canal
    Ooh northern lads love gravy

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    • Originally posted by vanhoop View Post
      Rod up the canal,
      barging his long-boat

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      • Originally posted by Stanley View Post
        barging his long-boat
        Into the stench trench

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        • Originally posted by jfish View Post
          Into the stench trench
          while the gathered crowd

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          • Originally posted by Hubble View Post
            while the gathered crowd
            Started to cheer

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            • It was over in
              I must away now, I can no longer tarry
              This morning's tempest I have to cross
              I must be guided without a stumble
              Into the arms I love the most

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              • Originally posted by lymehoop View Post
                It was over in
                the Stonebridge estate where

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                • Originally posted by Hove Ranger View Post
                  the Stonebridge estate where
                  Ted smashed his first
                  You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

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                  • Originally posted by MattyRangers View Post
                    Ted smashed his first
                    avocado bathroom into smithereens!

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                    • Baths 'r' Us were
                      I must away now, I can no longer tarry
                      This morning's tempest I have to cross
                      I must be guided without a stumble
                      Into the arms I love the most

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                      • Originally posted by lymehoop View Post
                        Baths 'r' Us were
                        born from its remains!

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                        • Originally posted by Stanley View Post
                          born from its remains!
                          Later Ted began to
                          I blew a lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic. - The one and only Stanley Bowles

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                          • Originally posted by Hertford Hoop View Post
                            Later Ted began to
                            profusely masturbate whilst thinking
                            You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

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                            • Originally posted by MattyRangers View Post
                              profusely masturbate whilst thinking
                              what to have for dinner.

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                              • Polly put the kettle
                                I must away now, I can no longer tarry
                                This morning's tempest I have to cross
                                I must be guided without a stumble
                                Into the arms I love the most

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