Favourite quotes and aphorisms

[Stanley]

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

[lymehoop]

men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction
(sadly so apt after the horrendous attack in Paris last night)

[lymehoop]

everyone smiles in the same language

[UpperP]

Confucius he say 'woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down'

[Stanley]

Confucius say man who run in front of car get tired....man who run behind car get exhausted.

[UpperP]

'It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees' off the telly, can't remember programme

[Stanley]

"Wisdom is knowing how little we know"

- Socrates

[Bluehoop]

Bump - was an enjoyable thread this one

All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others - Orwell

And a favourite of mine

I live for the nights I can't remember with friends I'll never forget

[lymehoop]

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

[Bluehoop]

We spend our lives teaching children all about life whilst they teach us what life's all about

[MYU]

If god give you a brain, you'd be dangerous.

[Stanley]

[MYU]

[lymehoop]

A mans true character comes out when he is drunk. Charles Spenser Chaplin

[Stanley]