Favourite quotes and aphorisms

[lymehoop]

Madam, I am drunk, tomorrow I will be sober, but you will still be ugly
Winston Churchill

[Stanley]

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."

- Tiger Woods

[lymehoop]

if at first you don't succeed, sack the ****

[Hertford Hoop]

•“Life is a tale told by an idiot — full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.” (Macbeth)

[Stanley]

"Space and time are the framework within which the mind is constrained to construct its experience of reality."

– Immanuel ####

[lymehoop]

I was gratified I could answer promptly. I said ''I don't know''
Mark Twain

[lymehoop]

when the rich make war, it's the poor that die

[Hertford Hoop]

“The things that don’t exist are the most difficult to get rid of.”
F.M. Alexander

[lymehoop]

That's what we are. Amateurs. We don't live long enough to be anything else
Charles Chaplin

[lymehoop]

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover
Mark Twain (I like this guy)

[Johnnykc]

Never eat yellow snow......

(Anyone who works in the Alps)

[lymehoop]

I like pigs, dogs look up to you, cats look down on you, but pigs treat you as equals
Winston Churchill

[lymehoop]

This is the West Sir, when legend becomes fact, print the legend
Maxwell Scott (editor Shinbone Herald)

[Ginger Ninja]

It's not about how hard you can hit, it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.

[lymehoop]

better to have loved and lost, then to have never loved at all