Funniest songs/chants you have heard at HQ?

[bkirk]

stand up cos you cant sit down

to brighton in the promotion season
well, it amused me.(not so much the easyjey crew on the way home)

[THE FLYING COW]

yeah

back in the eighties ONE BOBBY HAZELL got arrested up in wolvehampton by the police accused of throwing petrol bombs i think it was mistaken identity
so at a packed away end full of wolves fans we got what was a brilliant song

HAZELL RUNS ON PETROL.HAZELL RUNS ON PETROL LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA

[hammer]

west ham to qpr:

your supposed to be at home!!!!

we forgot that you were here !!!

[THE FLYING COW]

well

strangely west ham have never been to cruel towards qpr they could have seriously caused some damage if they were intent on doing so but we have always got on quite well with them

[wozzawears21]

' Your camp and you no you are! ' Aimed at lee camp. Tickled me.

[rblockells]

strangely west ham have never been to cruel towards qpr they could have seriously caused some damage if they were intent on doing so but we have always got on quite well with them

EEErrrrmmmmmmm

Were you in the Loft when we beat them 6-1 in the Cup????:very_sad:

[ScottJones]

There's only one Graham Rix!!!

lol

First heard at Simon Barkers testimonial.

Some geezers started it and I thought we had some Chelsea fans in the upper loft until it carried on...

There's only one Graham Rix, There's only one Graham Rix, with a packet of crisps and a cheeky smile, Rixy is a duckin paedophile.

or words to that effect

[danQPR]

And if you tolerate Rix, then your children will be next - to the Manic Street Preachers tune.

[Bluehoop]

A year or two back to a one armed linesman - linesman linesman give us a wave as he held his flag in the air with his only arm!! Honest, it was really funny at the time. :shame:

[Pal]

Up at Old Trafford in the cup in the nineties sometime, when we were getting beat bad in the league every week, we were kept behind while the Mancs filed out and were singing '2-1, you only beat us 2-1 everyone else scores 3, you only beat us 2-1'
To see the look on the Mancs faces, they couldn't believe their ears.


IIRC Justin Channing scored our goal, that has to be a collectors item.

[qprmarc]

only one harry redknapp at southampton lol
and does your boyfriend know your here to the brighton fans haha.
also love the northen **** song, classic.

[Mr Lofty]

Heres one for the oldies:

Oooo Gary Stevens, Oooo Gary Stevens
Oooo Gary Stevens on the plastic pitch..Yeah!

Crap player great song.