Former QPR player Robbie James

[qprted]

well

well i must try to make another poem about robbie james but my poetic ability seems to have been
destroyed by this terrible season its like the 68-69 season when we were getting beat every week it has a terrible effect on your life,so here goes but dont expect too much im very off form lately

WITH THE GOOD LOOKS OF KIRK DOUGLAS HE PLAYED FOR QPR
ROBBIE JAMES FANTASTIC FITNESS MADE HIM A SOCCER STAR
100 PRESS UPS INSIDE A SPECIFIC TIME
ROBBIE JAMES PHYSIQUE WAS TRULLY SUBLIME
IF EVER THERE WAS A SIGHT YOU WOULD NEVER FORGET
IT WAS WATCHING A ROBBIE SHOT EXPLODE INTO THE NET
154 GOALS WAS HIS CAREER TOTAL
AND FOR A MIDFIELD PLAYER THATS NOT BAD AT ALL
WE REMEMBER ROBBIES SANDY COLOURED HAIR WITH PRIDE
AND WHEN HE PLAYED WE KNOW WE HAD A WINNER IN THE SIDE
YOU COULD PLAY HIM ANY WHERE IN THE DEFENCE ,MIDDLE OR OUT WIDE
BUT ROBBIE JAMES OVER THE MOST DESTRUCTIVE TACKLES COULD RIDE

[Ed the Ball]

well i must try to make another poem about robbie james but my poetic ability seems to have been
destroyed by this terrible season its like the 68-69 season when we were getting beat every week it has a terrible effect on your life,so here goes but dont expect too much im very off form lately

Not wrong Ted, it is heart breaking to say the least, with a hint of anger thrown in.

Regards to you good sir.

[qprted]

ED

ED THE BALL im like a broken fart machine
i try so hard to pass wind but have run out of batteries


all i can think of if only barry bridges could play again even at 71 years of age hes still faster than any of our forwards

[RussRanger]

Oh Robbie, Robbie, Robbie James.
You never played that many games.
But when you did, you played quite well
So, hope you're in heaven and not in hell.

Sorry but that's the best I could do in two minutes.

[qprted]

RUSS

RUSS THE RANGER

all of our poetry has been badley effected by our teams performance we are having our hearts broken on a weekly basis

i need to raise the air fare for norway but im broke
its there i want to get married choke choke
beautifull anne is five foot eight
but by the time i get to norway it will be too late

[RussRanger]

Agree 100% Ted. Try not to let it affect you too much. We've been through rough times before (Part of the contract when we signed up to be R's fans.) All the best to you and hope things turn out okay.

[qprted]

yes

yeah russ ranger where is the love
i look to the clouds above
is that beautifull trev kingham soaring through the sky like an irradescent dove

poor neil roberts his greatest wish was to live to see his son grow
all this hatred in the world where it comes from i just dont know

[vetchbook]

Thanks

thanks for all the replies, however barking.

[Shania]

RUSS THE RANGER

all of our poetry has been badley effected by our teams performance we are having our hearts broken on a weekly basis

i need to raise the air fare for norway but im broke
its there i want to get married choke choke
beautifull anne is five foot eight
but by the time i get to norway it will be too late

Err, no..:pleasantsuprise:

[QPR71]

tecnically speaking these are limericks and not poems

[Shania]

tecnically speaking these are limericks and not poems

Hehe

[qprted]

argh

argh in that case i can marry shania then

[vespa]

Seem to remember when Rangers were on the telly , back in the 80s ,and they were talking about each player`s good points , the best thing they could say about Robbie was that he could kick the ball really hard ! ( its been a bit of a running joke with my my QPR mates since )
Also he had a lovely big `tache .