alarming news article in the papers next week re 'qpr's road to oblivion'!!!

[SpankwiR]

I f@ckin love the odd mitsubishi turbo

[QPRICO]

I f@ckin love the odd mitsubishi turbo

i agree, chinese woks are the best.....

[MattyRangers]

always said people who swat in books are ****e at snokker n darts!

I'm proper $hit at snooker. Once played my mate in a game that lasted over 2 hours. True story. Darts, my average score from 3 darts is probably somewhere between 17 and 31. Once threw one backwards over my shoulder as a bubble and got bullseye though which was pretty tasty.

And I have an IQ of 268. So Facto your theory seems bang on there mate, fair cop.

[QPRICO]

LOOK . ...I AM HAVING A NERVIUOUSENESS OF A F******* BREAKDOWN. now i hate football, it s only soccer......i m angry.... because i don t think i will live long enough to see qpr in the premiership again. women beach volley ball....yes , that s its.....help.

[MattyRangers]

LOOK . ...I AM HAVING A NERVIUOUSENESS OF A F******* BREAKDOWN. now i hate football, it s only soccer......i m angry.... because i don t think i will live long enough to see qpr in the premiership again. women beach volley ball....yes , that s its.....help.

I'll swap you my ticket for a ticket at the beach volleyball? Preferably a game involving Brazil?

[QPRICO]

I'll swap you my ticket for a ticket at the beach volleyball? Preferably a game involving Brazil?

i would, will swap the chinese team, please b open minded, you will b pleaseantly surprioudious.....(spelling correct according to ....monkeys)

[SpankwiR]

I'm proper $hit at snooker. Once played my mate in a game that lasted over 2 hours. True story. Darts, my average score from 3 darts is probably somewhere between 17 and 31. Once threw one backwards over my shoulder as a bubble and got bullseye though which was pretty tasty.

And I have an IQ of 268. So Facto your theory seems bang on there mate, fair cop.

QPR fans are generally pretty good darts just ask Millwall fans.

Few games of pool and darts Saturday then Matty for cash obviously?

[MattyRangers]

QPR fans are generally pretty good darts just ask Millwall fans.

Few games of pool and darts Saturday then Matty for cash obviously?

I'm game mate yea. Handicaps obviously apply so you are required to play on your knees?

[QPRWEBBIE]

Ref the last line; if we went pop, I'd set myself some kind of challenge like how many televised games I could get myself shown on TV by sitting right by the corner flag and getting my nutsack out everytime a corner was taken. I reckon I would become a national treasure in no time. Maybe even get myself on the shortlist for the enxt Celeb Big Brother series.

Or your nut sacks will be national treasures

[SpankwiR]

I'm game mate yea. Handicaps obviously apply so you are required to play on your knees?

Why do all the games we play involve me getting on my knees?

[MattyRangers]

Why do all the games we play involve me getting on my knees?

The last one was you idea. I did enjoy that first round of "Hide The Sausage" though tbf.

[SpankwiR]

The last one was you idea. I did enjoy that first round of "Hide The Sausage" though tbf.

Me too, some of the parents in that playground looked a bit miffed though.

[QprSinceBirth]

So then this news article facto?

[acricketer]

Straight from the horse's mouth.

[Shrine]

godfrey's in hornchurch 'spelling champion 2009, 2010 and 2012'