funniest thing ive eve seen at loftus road

[THE FLYING COW]

i often am seen cuddling gianni so the stewards now know me,and ask me are you gonna kiss him tonight i say yep hes gonna get kissed
but against accrington my sense of humour really did go to far
the stewards that you see inside loftus road arte a completely differant set of stewards that look after gianni and flave these guys are shirt and tie and much bigger and theres 14 of them
but last night the other ones who wear the bright orange jackets were very much in evident it might have been because of the death threat
so when gianni came out i gave him the big cuddle he said how are you i said ok
so then gianni said I MUST MAKE A PHONE CALL
as he went back inside the ground i saw this indian guy looking at gianni
for i laugh
i shouted
WATCH HIM HES DANGEROUS
next thing this indian guy pounced on him
gianni went absolutely crazy
WHO DO YOU THINK YOUR ATTACKING
I OWN THIS EFFING CLUB
YOU *****
of course the indian didnt know who he was
but when gi gi calmed down he saw the funny side of it and then he began to laugh

[Captain Clunge]

I fear my sides may have split

[MYU]

It was funny

[THE FLYING COW]

what was so

what was so funny was the way gianni couldnt beleive this steward didnt know who he was
and the steward really hadnt heard of gianni and started shouting back
well q block pete amd myu saw it we were all in hysterics

[Del]

Not sure what's more concerning, your apparent obsession with him, or his own dillusions of grandeur as he thinks he owns the club!

[crossborderexile]

it's a shame the big indian guy didn't self detonate - wheres a suicide bomber when you want one ?

[THE FLYING COW]

ON A

on a serious note i want gerry francis back very badly hes a managerial genius
but i want also to keep gianni
i do beleive gianni is good for the club and i would like to think that gianni gerry and flav can get along
you people that resent gianni and flav must realise that they have made one terrible mistake
THEY HAVE NOT REALISED THE MANAGER IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF RUNNING A FOOTBALL CLUB
gerry francis if re installed would go straight to stevenage to sign two afro caribian center forwards for 50 000 pound each
WE AT QPR ARE EXPECTING FOOTBALL AGENTS TO FIND US PLAYERS THAT WONT HAPPEN
we need a manager who can rebuild the team spirit
we need a manager that can organise our defence
we need a manager who the fans can trust
we need a manager who can wheel and deal
WE NEED GERRY FRANCIS

[Tarbie]

Dexter, I've heard you spouting some rubbish in the past but this comment really takes the biscuit.

Re-appointing Gerry Francis would basically be buying QPR a first class ticket to League One. You are still living in the 80's, Gerry Francis is a footballing dinosaur who, quite rightfully, hung up his managerial hat many years ago!

[Kirill]

it's a shame the big indian guy didn't self detonate - wheres a suicide bomber when you want one ?

It is a shame that people post stuff like this.

[THE FLYING COW]

tarbie

tarbie i have great respect for you both as a person and as someone who knows his football
I PROMISE YOU GERRY KNOWS HIS FOOTBALL
hes no dynasour
if gerry returns i will guarantee you we are going up
IAN DOWIE IS REGARDED AS ONE OF THE MOST BRILLIANT COACHES IN THE COUNTRY
HE GOT OLDHAM PROMOTED TO THE PREM WITH NO PLAYERS AND NO MONEY
HE ALSO GOT PALACE PROMOTED WITH NO MONEY AND NO PLAYERS
so why did ian dowie fail at qpr
sometimes you need class sometimes you need money for sure
but down at rangers we need the magical mullett the top dynasour
he will rebuild our spirit and rebuild our little football team
and when we need some coaching he will fill us with steam

forget all this modern technology its all a load of bull
lets remember the basics this is just plain football thats all
gerry francis will rape all the tallent from the conferance
and he will not tollerate any director interfearance

tarbie i love you man but realise we dont need mars or venus
when will you understand simplicity is genius
penetrate a players mind and instill good habbits
its as simple as going into a farmers feild and shooting rabbits

[Tarbie]

Dex ur a crazy, crazy man! Ha ha

[crossborderexile]

Chill Krill - its was an attempt at humour - something sadly lacking on this site with all the doom n gloom merchants it attracts !

[Del]

Chill Krill - its was an attempt at humour - something sadly lacking on this site with all the doom n gloom merchants it attracts !

It was a badly judged attempt at humour. There may be people on this board who's lives were affected by the london bombings a few years back or have friends or family serving in the army who've been affected by suicide bombers.

Not having a go, just think a little more before posting something as to whether it's actually funny or could be offensive.

[Robsondinho]

on a serious note i want gerry francis back very badly hes a managerial genius
but i want also to keep gianni
i do beleive gianni is good for the club and i would like to think that gianni gerry and flav can get along
you people that resent gianni and flav must realise that they have made one terrible mistake
THEY HAVE NOT REALISED THE MANAGER IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF RUNNING A FOOTBALL CLUB
gerry francis if re installed would go straight to stevenage to sign two afro caribian center forwards for 50 000 pound each
WE AT QPR ARE EXPECTING FOOTBALL AGENTS TO FIND US PLAYERS THAT WONT HAPPEN
we need a manager who can rebuild the team spirit
we need a manager that can organise our defence
we need a manager who the fans can trust
we need a manager who can wheel and deal
WE NEED GERRY FRANCIS

Dex you make my day fella.....that is genius

[Kirill]

Chill Krill - its was an attempt at humour

I suspected that, hence you got off with a warning.
Must say, some other mods did not see this as a joke at all.