austin 1100 absolute crap

[THE FLYING COW]

not even a mark three cortina,this is terrible i feel sick
please tell me this isnt happening someone hit me quick
we trusted our director team but told them we needed a striker
weve ended up with a peperoni flavoured hiker

please please please buy us beckford or else we stay mid table forever
we keep on buying center halfs and midfield players that aint too clever
but realising we are qpr i should have known we will never learn
get a good manager or our chances we will burn