hughes speeding

[Quaz]

Mark Hughes got caught speeding home from stoke, copper says he has to do a breath test, Mark pulls out a card that states cannot give breath sample as only have one lung.
So copper wants blood sample, to which Mark pulls another card says he is a blood donor so cannot give a sample.
So copper goes for the final test - urine.
Mark pulls out yet another card stating i am QPR manager don't take the p!ss.