Who's out Trick or Treating tonight? (QPR Related)

[SpankwiR]

Me and a few mates heading out tonight Trick or Treating in the local area tonight! wanted to start early cos all the good sweets get taken if you go late BUT stuck at work till 6.45. Probably one of the last years I'll do it this year as Im probably getting a bit too old now Im 30.

Anyone else heading out tonight spooking people up?

[Gtleighsr3]

poncing kids,get a job and buy their own sweets,after all 4yr olds work in India so why cant they here.

[SpankwiR]

If you knock on my door expect a punch.

I dont normally drink punch as its a bit of a gay drink but If you've knocked some up then I'll get involved. Cheers.

[MattyRangers]

Im going down to Londis at 7 with my pals to buy a load of eggs (got a text from me mum saying she wants to have a crack at making the worlds largest omelette as an alibi incase Mr Patel refuses to serve me 104 eggs like he tried saying last year). We will probably then head down to the local estate and aim for the old fella that used to pop our football's window - he gets the right hump. Always save a few to throw at buses as well, usually get a good chuckle at the people half a kip on the bus's reaction when the egg splats next to their head. Aint going trick or treating though, thats proper immature.
Nobdoy will trick or treat my house this year, Ive spray painted "PEADO LIVES HERE" on my front door.

[TW7R]

Me and a few mates heading out tonight Trick or Treating in the local area tonight! wanted to start early cos all the good sweets get taken if you go late BUT stuck at work till 6.45. Probably one of the last years I'll do it this year as Im probably getting a bit too old now Im 30.

Anyone else heading out tonight spooking people up?

For the best return, find a group of young uns that have already done well for them selves, make yourselves known to them and give them a simple but direct choice. Treat or beat?

Always guaranteed a good return.

Always worked for us

[MattyRangers]

Little tip for anybody that hates Trick or Treaters: wear an Iain Dowie mask to answer the door. Little fekkers will soon $hit emself and run when you answer the door.

[SpankwiR]

For the best return, find a group of young uns that have already done well for them selves, make yourselves known to them and give them a simple but direct choice. Treat or beat?

Always guaranteed a good return.

Always worked for us

I know what I'd prefer!

[twranger]

when the little f'ers say trick or treat, I say "i'll have a treat, what you got?!"
Either that or dont answer the bloody doorbell!:rage:

[SpankwiR]

when the little f'ers say trick or treat, I say "i'll have a treat, what you got?!"
Either that or dont answer the bloody doorbell!:rage:

Thats a bit Jimmy Saville

[twranger]

Thats a bit Jimmy Saville

lofl and coffee(nearly) over keyboard!!! Gawd, it is isnt it - didnt realise - have to be so careful nowadays!

[scuberry]

Hope Mark Hughes knocks on my door i'll gladly give him a fiver to F##k off !!!!

[MattyRangers]

Thats a bit Jimmy Saville

Word of advice: don't go into the Kings Tun In Kingston dressed as him unless u fancy a Barney . They don't like it. Was good banter though.

[HammersmithR]

Will never be involved in it. It's a Pagan festival! Why should it be celebrated in an Anglican country!

[TRING-RANGER]

Will never be involved in it. It's a Pagan festival! Why should it be celebrated in an Anglican country!

I will leave your sweets under the mat then.....

[MYU]

Stay out of Northolt... their all tight and set the dogs after you. We never ran so fast in our lifes.