who are the ruperts

[qprted]

everyone is talking about the ruperts but who are these guys,factomondo surely you know

[Factamondo]

ted my fellow borther of the hens speckled n cold.....follow us to that place where only we now.....come join me brother

[qprted]

no

no brother you are clockwork orange looking through the glass prisomn
if i follow you brother we end up in prison
let us grow our beards and preach the word of the lord
we cant grow our hair as we are both bald

peace love and harmony you must play on your magical harp
then in the summer you may catch gorgeous crucian carp
look at the irredescence of there scales
far more interesting than catching whales

its up to you brother druge lets lay down our arms
and let the other fans see our charms
then suddeenly everything is beautifull we see
that looks like harry redknap is our manager to me

[Factamondo]

ted ted that actually made me well up man!!

[NW_Hoopz]

Looked very nice but too many big words for me .......
Any chance of some help TW ?

[twranger]

Snap my friend - dont understand a word - is it actually written in English?

[Fraggy]

Ted, your obscession with sponge face harry pants is starting to becoming worrying!

On a side note: Whats white with chequered trousers?









Rupert The Fridge:

[qprted]

Blimey

BLIMEY I MUST BE BRIGHTER THAN I THOUGHT
BUT THESE WORDS YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN TAUGHT
this poem was based on stanley kubricks incredible skill
which was a story about a teenager who went on to kill
whilst upstairs having a bath
the teeaager began to laugh
then singing a song about the letting the stormy clouds chase sang by fred astair
the poor old widow nearly choked on his spagetti almost falling of his chair
so does that make it any clearer i sincerley so
if not then off to see the film you must go
only then will you be enlightend
but then your dress sense will change,and people will be frightened
16 hole doctor martin boots you will wear
you will start weight training and be as strong as a bear
the next thing youll do is lather up your head and shave off your hair
but please dont do it because we have already been there
now tell me you dont understand this poem see if i care