Text from a chelski mate of mine regarding the A.R'se this Saturday...

[ahR]

Whilst we were watching the Gooners make fools of themselves at their state of the art library he texted me the following...

The #### are their for the taking and maybe the R's will get to nibble on their rotten carcass too......

Well maybe I'm going overboard but that really tickled me.....COYR's

[ahR]

Crikey what's up with you... That was funny....

[Sandy Flash]

Was you supposed to log out and come back in as someone else?

[Will M]

Think he means why has no one replied to his thread.

[ahR]

Was you supposed to log out and come back in as someone else?

Not sure really it just made me chuckle.... And maybe was hoping that others would share any funny texts that they got.... Anyway off to bed so tootlepip folks....

[vanhoop]

My mate text me saying anal sex was a bit like his first Chelsea scarf..he didn't want it but his uncle gave it to him anyway

[silvercue]

I stopped reading at "chelski mate" ! Was there a joke afterwards?

[MattyRangers]

I got a text this morning saying stop going through my bins you pervert before I call the police.

[Ginger Ninja]

I got texts from 3 unknown numbers calling me a ginger knobjockey...

[Jimmy Floyd Rabbit]

Side splitting stuff

[Bracknell Neil]

If Arsenal are a rotting carcass QPR are a bag of bones at a dog food factory!!

[Norths]

I got texts from 3 unknown numbers calling me a ginger knobjockey...

Sorry mate couldnt resist.

[Norths]

If Arsenal are a rotting carcass QPR are a bag of bones at a dog food factory!!

[loneranger]

My mate text me saying anal sex was a bit like his first Chelsea scarf..he didn't want it but his uncle gave it to him anyway

That is beautiful van

[vblockranger]

My mate text me saying anal sex was a bit like his first Chelsea scarf..he didn't want it but his uncle gave it to him anyway