This ought to wet the old appetite for tomorrow.......

[QPRDave]

We can, however, go further. A bit of style and a load of panache.

It will be a pleasant day for a trip to Westfield on Saturday. Sun and highs possibly up to 20 degrees. It should be dry but may be rather windy.

Not the right day for shorts. Certainly no flip flops. Please remember that red trousers, orange trousers and tight white jeans should never be worn. Indeed, red is not a colour that deserves to be seen in a football ground.

Remember you are Chelsea and Chelsea is style.

He sounds like a bit of a fruit to me

Fabulous dahling!

[ahR]

I thought it was hilarious and very well written.... There were some awesome replies from Rangers fans that were extremely good ripostes... Read through that thread and there's some great stuff and lots of it from the heart....