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buying you we like to flirt
your heart is true
your young but 6ft two
your fast greased lightening, im told
comming up for corners you excell, your so bold
join us please we dont care that your not so old
london is such an exiting place to be
there is so much to enjoy and so much to see
come and look at marble arch where they used to let you swing,by the neck
but dont worry, letting in goals isnt a crime,we just say what the heck
during training you can play against that great center forward hulse
i know hes very slow, but dont worry he is alive,if you dont believe me feel his pulse
good gosh my spelling is terrible, but i hope you can understand that your signing fills me full of hope
we need some help for green he makes so many mistakes, he needs help,he just cant cope
i dont think we should have got rid of paddy kenny
he made mistakes but not many
ol big head hughes dosnt get it wrong much, but he either likes you or not
and after poor pat kenny let in some soft goals, sparkie clearly lost the plot
so it was goodby to our former player of the season
and none of us supporters have been given a good reason
so we now have bruce grobblear the second
hes another player who wouldnt come off the line when beckoned
he didnt understand much about narrowing the angle,he was always far too late
his eyesight was terrible,he couldnt even shave his moustace straight
so young kurt will you come on over to enjoy a sticky bun at godfreys of hornchurch
we will get you to grow another three inches and call you lurch
but dont worry the english girls will fall in love with your big brown eyes
and they will love your muscular thighs
and factomondo will let you use his swimming pool in the summer,im sure
hes put a refiner on it you can drink the water its so pure
hes got his own personel massuse youll love it and shout more
he lets matty float around on the surface, he uses him as a float
and if you want to travel over to the other side of the pool you can use matty as a boat
jaygeebees natural boyancy
has created a wine waiter vacancy
poor jay got very tipsy and fell in and sunk
so factomondo sacked him for being drunk
so what do you say big fellow are you comming on board,you can make up for us losing big danny shittu
big black center halfs have always been a feature of this club,but none of the previous ones are as good as you
and the one hundred french caps that you are going to win will make you our most capped player in our history
but why we dont sell you when we get a massive bid will always be a mystery
i think that tony fernandez just cant part with you,hes adopted you as his son
ive never know him love any otrher footballer like that,and the season hasnt even begun
your heart is true
your young but 6ft two
your fast greased lightening, im told
comming up for corners you excell, your so bold
join us please we dont care that your not so old
london is such an exiting place to be
there is so much to enjoy and so much to see
come and look at marble arch where they used to let you swing,by the neck
but dont worry, letting in goals isnt a crime,we just say what the heck
during training you can play against that great center forward hulse
i know hes very slow, but dont worry he is alive,if you dont believe me feel his pulse
good gosh my spelling is terrible, but i hope you can understand that your signing fills me full of hope
we need some help for green he makes so many mistakes, he needs help,he just cant cope
i dont think we should have got rid of paddy kenny
he made mistakes but not many
ol big head hughes dosnt get it wrong much, but he either likes you or not
and after poor pat kenny let in some soft goals, sparkie clearly lost the plot
so it was goodby to our former player of the season
and none of us supporters have been given a good reason
so we now have bruce grobblear the second
hes another player who wouldnt come off the line when beckoned
he didnt understand much about narrowing the angle,he was always far too late
his eyesight was terrible,he couldnt even shave his moustace straight
so young kurt will you come on over to enjoy a sticky bun at godfreys of hornchurch
we will get you to grow another three inches and call you lurch
but dont worry the english girls will fall in love with your big brown eyes
and they will love your muscular thighs
and factomondo will let you use his swimming pool in the summer,im sure
hes put a refiner on it you can drink the water its so pure
hes got his own personel massuse youll love it and shout more
he lets matty float around on the surface, he uses him as a float
and if you want to travel over to the other side of the pool you can use matty as a boat
jaygeebees natural boyancy
has created a wine waiter vacancy
poor jay got very tipsy and fell in and sunk
so factomondo sacked him for being drunk
so what do you say big fellow are you comming on board,you can make up for us losing big danny shittu
big black center halfs have always been a feature of this club,but none of the previous ones are as good as you
and the one hundred french caps that you are going to win will make you our most capped player in our history
but why we dont sell you when we get a massive bid will always be a mystery
i think that tony fernandez just cant part with you,hes adopted you as his son
ive never know him love any otrher footballer like that,and the season hasnt even begun
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