Nightmares terrible nightmares

[qprted]

its horrible i might be stupid i might be dim
but i keep on seeing him
in my dreams hes 17 teet tall
got a head of a donkey and cant play football

neil warnock please tell me what have we done
how could you sign this donkey he weighs half a ton
running at the goal he looks completely lost
and hes equally useless in the sun or in the frost

oh dear oh dear oh dear,hes got size 17 feet
and when he eats his dinner its always raw meat
if the opposition score one goal thats it hes beat
we cant buy him a motor car because he wont fit in the seat

[tetters]

And this, kids, is why we don't take drugs.

[Factamondo]

bit harsh tets.....ted not only is the greatest poster in the history of any qpr message board but is our very own tim burton...........he seees things others dont and that is a true gift my friend!

[tetters]

bit harsh tets.....ted not only is the greatest poster in the history of any qpr message board but is our very own tim burton...........he seees things others dont and that is a true gift my friend!

Only playing, we love ted dearly.

[qprted]

yes

yes i saw it all
the great factomondo winning the world boxing championship
i saw q block pete out drum the africans there were twelve of them but q block pete
opened up with a thunderous explosion of noise



it was all there i tell you in my dreams i saw it


us lifting the fa cup this season,it was fantastic tets a wonderous wonderous world of magnificent

i saw catweazle lining up as center forward for the rangers,and scoring ten goals

BUT THEN IT HAPPENED AGAIN THE 17 FOOT DONKEY,HE WAS TERRIBLE

AND HE KEPT LAUGHING

[Factamondo]

Only playing, we love ted dearly.

yes yes tets.....our ted is six feet two....drinks iron brew.....ioved by me and loved by you...with his madcap wit he's our good luck charm and even though he looks so tough he does no one no harm...so.lets all salute our greatest poster the great sir ted of the racecourse cropped hair jeans n loafers!

[qprted]

well

well well well

the old loafers were so swell
and of course we wore our crombie coats with such pride
we tried to walk as hard as we could,we rocked from side to side

but very sadly one greaser was all it took
for the famous northolt to sling there hook

we ran for miles
hid behind brick walls,we couldnt stop our smiles
to once more have run away
but to survive another day
behind those walls we certainly did lay

then next morning all was forgotten as we walked out of our houses swaying along
we felt extremely hard but of course it was all a myth a lot of hot air and a terrible pong
ben shermans all in checks,brutus shirts less expensive,and sheepskin coats
but when we run away did we move,we couldnt be caught,we were mountain goats
every other saturday, we went to the famous loft, our balloons had popped
but in order to be famous we needed to get our heads cropped
joining the skinhead movement was as easy as falling of a log, go to the barber to prove your style
then as you watch your hjair disapear,your whole face break out in a smile
levi sta press need a good brushing down
how did that hair get through that gown
now your set to join the crew
but make sure youve got your best running shoes with you

[Factamondo]

that is pure genius !!!!!!

[qprted]

we

we were never revered for our brilliance
but given respect for our resiliance

love was a learning curve
fighting was to test our nerve
we ironed our trousers to give us nice seams
and we had our dreams
we were too young to drive
and driving scooters wasnt a good idea if you wanted to stay alive
you one minute were approaching a junction with considerable care
the next thing you know you had come off and was traveling through the air
you would hit the ground ,realising you were unhurt, then realise how wonderfull life could be
but then check your levi sta press to see if you have worn out the knee