whats the funniest quote ever from a player or manager

[qprted]

I think the funniest thing ive ever seen was that interveiw by holloway when he said

its like pulling an ugly bird really she may not be the best looking women in the world but shes in the taxi,and i mean no dis respect to my wife who ive been married to for so many years

but the all time funniest quote was from rodney marsh

joe mercer the england manager said

RODNEY IM PULLING YOU OFF AT HALF TIME

marsh as quick as a flash replied

THATS AMAZING I ONLY GET HALF AN ORANGE AT QPR

[Del]

Got to be olly's coffee one.... The fact it wasn't a one liner, but instead the bulk of the interview makes it priceless.

[spank the monkey]

i'm sure big ron was once being interviewed by the press when in barges ron saunders who asks in front of everyone..

"alright ron, still talking the same old sh*t?"

to which big ron replies

"yup, i was just telling the boys what a great manager you are!"

boom!

[qprted]

i was talking

i was talking to a proffessional comic who informed me that jimmy greaves is officially the most in demand after dinner speaker


i remember when jimmy greaves said of qpr

there best player on the pitch is there oldest player,he was talking about ray wilkins

then he broke out laughing and said

THATS THERE PROBLEM WHEN YOUR BEST PLAYER IS 35 YEARS OF AGE,YOU HAVE GOT PROBLEMS

[Hathy]

Peter Crouch when asked what he would be if he was not a pro footballer. Responce, a virgin.

[LoftusRoadLad]

"I passed the ball to Rodney and ran into space in the penalty area expecting him to pass to me...I turn round and there he is juggling the ball like a bloody seal "
quote from a ex team mate

[QPR71]

every word brian clough ever said

[Factamondo]

he's as versatile as an egg!!!!!!

[leewads]

Peter Crouch was asked what he would have been if he wasn't a professional footballer?

He Answered ... A Virgin

[Franky Boy]

has to be philip sendoros for me about joey barton 'joey barton is one of those cums hard in a tackle and you know that he is going to cum in your face'