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Which local QPR pubs could this apply to?
There is a thread on the England Fans site which made me laugh describing what makes a bad pub and here are a few of the suggestions but I am sure we could add some more?
One's with betting shops attached to them.
Snarling Alsation chained up on a flat roof
Damp foisty smell, plastic glasses, cans only, sticky carpet or lino
A back room with a cage and a back door from that back room that is 100 yards from the local red light zone
When the 1st words from the barmaid/man are 'What?
Luminous sign's outside 'Carling Larger £1.50 a pint'
Fat landlord
Lights turned off in half of pub making you all sit in one area
Pubs that serve free food if you drink there for a certain amount of time (mainly in Australia)
'blue pill' machines in toilet
Meat raffle
Lottery bonus ball competition
Gas fire
Kids in the pub (especially landlords kids)
Mute tv showing eastenders
Tv showing the Racing channel all day
Anywhere busy at 11am
without sky tv for the football and other sports
Nobody behind the car until some woman you assumed was a punter sat on a stool comes over and asks what you want.
She'd be generally in her fifties, wearing tight jeans , turned up mid calf, a low cut top on, sleeveless, faded eighties tatoo, showing small tít cleavage. Smoking.
There is a thread on the England Fans site which made me laugh describing what makes a bad pub and here are a few of the suggestions but I am sure we could add some more?
One's with betting shops attached to them.
Snarling Alsation chained up on a flat roof
Damp foisty smell, plastic glasses, cans only, sticky carpet or lino
A back room with a cage and a back door from that back room that is 100 yards from the local red light zone
When the 1st words from the barmaid/man are 'What?
Luminous sign's outside 'Carling Larger £1.50 a pint'
Fat landlord
Lights turned off in half of pub making you all sit in one area
Pubs that serve free food if you drink there for a certain amount of time (mainly in Australia)
'blue pill' machines in toilet
Meat raffle
Lottery bonus ball competition
Gas fire
Kids in the pub (especially landlords kids)
Mute tv showing eastenders
Tv showing the Racing channel all day
Anywhere busy at 11am
without sky tv for the football and other sports
Nobody behind the car until some woman you assumed was a punter sat on a stool comes over and asks what you want.
She'd be generally in her fifties, wearing tight jeans , turned up mid calf, a low cut top on, sleeveless, faded eighties tatoo, showing small tít cleavage. Smoking.
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