The Hoilett to QPR neverending saga thread /merged more times than you could count/

[DouDou_87]

This is the most ridiculous thread we've had on here for a while... and there's been a few.

He's signed
He is waiting for his work permit application to be approved.
Once this is done he will be announced and we will pay Blackburn compensation.

[Michael229]

When I asked the parrot how much his wage would be he just said 'pieces of eight' !! :-)

[Michael229]

Some guy on f365

Not that its particularly important but this info didn't come from F365 or twitter.

[Bluehoop]

Not that its particularly important but this info didn't come from F365 or twitter.

We know that Michael - as if the parrot would read F365 or waste his time on twitter

[Johnnykc]

We know that Michael - as if the parrot would read F365 or waste his time on twitter

Can the parrot read?

[Bluehoop]

Can the parrot read?

Of course he can - he's an absolute genius apparently

[Factamondo]

still not signed then i see????

the geneva convention was signed quicker ffs!!!!............aint happening!!

[SpankwiR]

the geneva convention was signed quicker ffs!!!!............aint happening!!

How much do you want on that he will sign?

[jmelanie]

No Messi hasn't signed yet, but any day now.

[Michael229]

Does this really need another thread? This is getting so boring now.

[qpr]

My parrot has confirmed he has his permit and we are likely to announce later today or tomorrow.

I bloody hope so!

[LoftusRoadLad]

parrot went into my bar on the shoulder of a p!ss head....."wow, where did you get that from" said the barman. "theres millions of em out there" said the parrot.

[Factamondo]

until i see him on our pitch warming up against swansealona its pure n simple.................hearsay!

[SammyKojoe]

In order for that to happen you would actually have to attend a game.

[SpankwiR]

until i see him on our pitch warming up against swansealona its pure n simple.................hearsay!

That could also mean he signed for Swansea?