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If you want to start a rumour or are a fan of another club who was devoid of attention as a child (or you are still a child) please use the following template and have hours of fun whilst you have nothing better to do.
Hello,
I am a first time poster/lurker/Rangers fan of old who's just got a computer/saddo/serial masturbator...
...I am not in the know/haven't a clue/have no friends, however I thought you might be interested in the following...
...I was listenting to a conversation in a bar/on the tube/ in the motorway services/have a friend who knows the kitman/ know someone who's I cannot tell you his name/know the postman who's aunt's friends vet is a season ticket holder...
...and I have heard that{insert name of a start footballer here - one who is not too big for QPR, but who might get us fans excited} is having talks/ agent is having talks/ is house hunting in west London/is unhappy at his club and QPR have offered £xM and they are discussing wages/was seen at White City tube/ in the Springbok have a three course a la carte meal....
.....{insert name if rival club here} are also intestested in his services, but he is keen on a move to QPR as he has always loved the club/supported them as a boy/likes the kit/wants to earn double his current wage/wants to be near Westfield and local night clubs with all the temptation that goes with it/ buys into our new global brand....
...as I say I am not in the know but trust me this is true/done deal by tomorrow/inevitable/a certainty/fact.
If I hear any more I will post it.
Yours, newbie/Fulham fan/simpleton/attention deficit 10 year old/all of these.
Hello,
I am a first time poster/lurker/Rangers fan of old who's just got a computer/saddo/serial masturbator...
...I am not in the know/haven't a clue/have no friends, however I thought you might be interested in the following...
...I was listenting to a conversation in a bar/on the tube/ in the motorway services/have a friend who knows the kitman/ know someone who's I cannot tell you his name/know the postman who's aunt's friends vet is a season ticket holder...
...and I have heard that{insert name of a start footballer here - one who is not too big for QPR, but who might get us fans excited} is having talks/ agent is having talks/ is house hunting in west London/is unhappy at his club and QPR have offered £xM and they are discussing wages/was seen at White City tube/ in the Springbok have a three course a la carte meal....
.....{insert name if rival club here} are also intestested in his services, but he is keen on a move to QPR as he has always loved the club/supported them as a boy/likes the kit/wants to earn double his current wage/wants to be near Westfield and local night clubs with all the temptation that goes with it/ buys into our new global brand....
...as I say I am not in the know but trust me this is true/done deal by tomorrow/inevitable/a certainty/fact.
If I hear any more I will post it.
Yours, newbie/Fulham fan/simpleton/attention deficit 10 year old/all of these.
Brilliant...
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