John Terry jokes....

[MattyRangers]

Yes, another John Terry case thread I'm afraid! Heard a couple half decent jokes about the farker and thught I'd share as I got naff all to do at work this morning!

Ashley Cole was asked in court yesterday if he found it a bit uncomfortable to be closely associated with an alleged racist.

"Not really. We're divorced now" he replied.

"Mr Terry, you've been found guilty of racially abusing Mr Ferdinand," said the judge, "and I'm fining you the maximum amount the law allows."

"Here's your ten grand." said Terry.

"The fine is only £2500."

"I thought to save all this ****ing nonsense next season I might as well buy 3 credits."

[TW7R]

Yes, another John Terry case thread I'm afraid! Heard a couple half decent jokes about the farker and thught I'd share as I got naff all to do at work this morning!

Ashley Cole was asked in court yesterday if he found it a bit uncomfortable to be closely associated with an alleged racist.

"Not really. We're divorced now" he replied.

"Mr Terry, you've been found guilty of racially abusing Mr Ferdinand," said the judge, "and I'm fining you the maximum amount the law allows."

"Here's your ten grand." said Terry.

"The fine is only £2500."

"I thought to save all this ****ing nonsense next season I might as well buy 3 credits."

Ha! Keep em coming.

Roll on 2 o clock. Hope this c*** is found guilty.

Mickey mouse fine I know but just the fact the Chelsea captains a convicted racist would mean so much.

[EYR]

After being found guilty for racial abuse, John Terry quickly joined the prosecution to help celebrate his latest victory.

[TW7R]

After being found guilty for racial abuse, John Terry quickly joined the prosecution to help celebrate his latest victory.

You reckon he's got himself all the clobber ready for the pics ala CL final?

Probably bought himself a gown and a crown topper for the pictures.

What a pr1ck the guy is

[jmelanie]

Thought the best was (from the Telegraph)

"Terry, 31, is accused of racially abusing Anton Ferdinand during a Premier League match between Chelsea and QPR on October 23 last year. Terry denies the charge.

The moment of misunderstanding in the trial arose when Terry was asked to repeat the evidence that he had been sent off four times in his career, so the court could hear him.

“Can you say, please, four times?” asked his QC, George Carter-Stephenson.

“Please, please, please, please,” Terry responded.


Huge laughter broke out around the courtroom."

[dave58]

no way is he going to be found guilty he'll be let off. thousands of pounds wasted on a trial in which he can only be fined £2.500. lets hope they make him pay costs. he's already remortgaged his house 3 times due to gambling debts I hear