Caption competition fun

[RangerJim]

What is being said here...

[andythefish]

You look even uglier on the telly!

[Wilko]

You look even uglier on the telly!

So... Mr Terry, as you can see from the TV evidence your sponsorshp from Regain Hair Groth is clearly not working and as you can see on the revorded clips you sill look like a ****

[Kirill]

John Terry, you are guilty as f*ck, I sentence you to life in Somalia.

[qpr4life]

Mr John Terry - Do you even like Ashley Cole?

[CroydonCaptainJack]

'Don't think much of the wallpaper do you John? Looks like some kid has just crayoned it'

[dave58]

"Now then Mr Terry would it be easier for you to tell us who of your team mates wives you haven't shagged? how about Cheryl I Would"

[MattyRangers]

"And so, taking into account the past 4 days worth of statements and evidence, I would like to declare...... Erm, excuse me Mr Terry? What did you say? Oh lord no, you cannot sleep with my wife! And, please Mr Terry, we are in a court of law, put your peni$ away!"

[dpmd]

"Now then Mr Terry would it be easier for you to tell us who of your team mates wives you haven't shagged? how about Cheryl I Would"

Brilliant!

[BAZZA1966]

" I put it you Mr Terry".

Your membership renawal to the KKK is due at the end of the month.

[Lunar Jetman]

Why is Jeremy Beadle cross-examining Terry?

[MattyRangers]

Why is Jeremy Beadle cross-examining Terry?

[maverick69]

"Your honour. As you can clearly see...... Once. Twice. Three times a c**t...... I rest my case."