Who's The Fattest Fan We Have Ever Had?

[MattyRangers]

N/M.

[Kirill]

You like to gloat, don't you?

[QPR Richard]

I nominate my mate dizzy Brian, many of you will know the guy as he travels around up and down the country a lot and he never stops bloody talking!

[SpankwiR]

I went to a game once and ended up with a spare ticket so gave it to this fat trampy looking local kid outside the ground. He was local and never been in so felt bad for him and thought it wouldnt be too bad sitting next to him for 90 minutes. Little did I know that he was a complete wrongun who stank of sh*t and keep spitting all over the place along with his chubbyness invading my space.

Come to think of it Matty it wasnt.......................

[MattyRangers]

You like to gloat, don't you?

Making up for the fact I cant float..... No? Didnt think so..... Just grabbing me coat and I'll be off

I nominate my mate dizzy Brian, many of you will know the guy as he travels around up and down the country a lot and he never stops bloody talking!

But can he see his toes without the aid of a mirror? If so, I win. If not, I'll think of a round 2 criteria to see who really is the fattest

[MattyRangers]

I went to a game once and ended up with a spare ticket so gave it to this fat trampy looking local kid outside the ground. He was local and never been in so felt bad for him and thought it wouldnt be too bad sitting next to him for 90 minutes. Little did I know that he was a complete wrongun who stank of sh*t and keep spitting all over the place along with his chubbyness invading my space.

Come to think of it Matty it wasnt.......................

Might well have been. Can you remember if I had a $hit stain underneath the "M" on my Umbro backpack? If so that was me. There is also a geezer that looks similar to me that ponces tickets, but he's just a rong un, he doesnt even wash his hands after he goes weewee. People always get us confused.

[silvercue]

I went to a game once and ended up with a spare ticket so gave it to this fat trampy looking local kid outside the ground. He was local and never been in so felt bad for him and thought it wouldnt be too bad sitting next to him for 90 minutes. Little did I know that he was a complete wrongun who stank of sh*t and keep spitting all over the place along with his chubbyness invading my space.

Come to think of it Matty it wasnt.......................

Wow - that is the most ill thought out plan since the Light Brigade said "Charge".

[QPR Richard]

Making up for the fact I cant float..... No? Didnt think so..... Just grabbing me coat and I'll be off



But can he see his toes without the aid of a mirror? If so, I win. If not, I'll think of a round 2 criteria to see who really is the fattest

He can't see further than the end of his rather large nose

[SpankwiR]

Might well have been. Can you remember if I had a $hit stain underneath the "M" on my Umbro backpack? If so that was me. There is also a geezer that looks similar to me that ponces tickets, but he's just a rong un, he doesnt even wash his hands after he goes weewee. People always get us confused.

He had poo up the back of his grey Asics tracksuit bottoms and untold dandruff on his Naff Co 54 Jacket.

[vanhoop]

I went to a game once and ended up with a spare ticket so gave it to this fat trampy looking local kid outside the ground. He was local and never been in so felt bad for him and thought it wouldnt be too bad sitting next to him for 90 minutes. Little did I know that he was a complete wrongun who stank of sh*t and keep spitting all over the place along with his chubbyness invading my space.

Come to think of it Matty it wasnt.......................

little dark haired kid off the white city?effs and blinds like a trooper.if its the same lad he wound up the cfc lad i work with so much he was gonna chin him.right pain in the #### tho

[Hitman34]

Who here remembers the two smelly tramps that used to standup in the loft end directly behind the goal back in the late 80s?

have fond memories of those two who when they farted, 20 yards of space would appear around them.

Also, during them days i used to stand next to some guy whos mates called harold bishop. anyone remember them?

[SpankwiR]

little dark haired kid off the white city?effs and blinds like a trooper.if its the same lad he wound up the cfc lad i work with so much he was gonna chin him.right pain in the #### tho

Could be the same kid. He was with his mother outside (at least I think it was a woman).

Can I just also point out that I don't go to QPR or any other event sporting or otherwise with tickets to try a coax young boys to sit next to me before anyone starts

[Gtleighsr3]

Scott Jones
its all a mirror trick he looks slim

[qprted]

well

well there was a guy from the grove,he was a very large lad,and he was very dangerous when he got angry can anybody remember his name tragecally he died very young,im sure his name was bob,but he was infamous for having a row with away fans


but back in the day when we all used to guest for differant clubs i would go to fulham and there was a bloke called fatty fulham

he was very respected because back in the day you couldnt get huge levis so the away fans used to make fun of him

but outside afterwards fatty fulham used to terrify them but of course he was harmless because he couldnt catch them

but there was a famous incident where he sat on someone

[bushcelt1]

well there was a guy from the grove,he was a very large lad,and he was very dangerous when he got angry can anybody remember his name tragecally he died very young,im sure his name was bob,but he was infamous for having a row with away fans


but back in the day when we all used to guest for differant clubs i would go to fulham and there was a bloke called fatty fulham

he was very respected because back in the day you couldnt get huge levis so the away fans used to make fun of him

but outside afterwards fatty fulham used to terrify them but of course he was harmless because he couldnt catch them

but there was a famous incident where he sat on someone

cracking up here......ted tell us the story when he sat on someone!!!