London Standard - "I won't play with Barton, says Taarabt"

[Stanley]

number two is a lady of the night(possibley....thailand.)
number one is a c rack b itch from west london with a fork in her nut???

Full marks for creativity bush

[Kirill]

I remember asking Kirill the same thing months ago and never got an intelligible answer then, so its remained a mystery ever since...

Well, the way I see it kawef yuiop fsdnawe.