Thank god the eurovision is on

[hanwell ranger]

just asked the missus to talk sexily in an exotic accent while we shag tonight..best she could come up with was a kind of Irish ..not doing it for me

. Reminds me of a bloke I used to know, asked his wife to wear some stockings, she didn't have none so she cut a pair of tights down.

[bushcelt1]

dunno dana does it for me every time!!

would be appealing with a gag.

[Factamondo]

. Reminds me of a bloke I used to know, asked his wife to wear some stockings, she didn't have none so she cut a pair of tights down.

do you 'know him well' old son

[bushcelt1]

. Reminds me of a bloke I used to know, asked his wife to wear some stockings, she didn't have none so she cut a pair of tights down.

was she decent??

[Factamondo]

would be appealing with a gag.

all kinds of everything celts old boy!!!

[hanwell ranger]

was she decent??

Far from it, that's what made it worse, when he told me I couldn't help but pull a prolonged whisky face.

[Factamondo]

Far from it, that's what made it worse, when he told me I couldn't help but pull a prolonged whisky face.

[bushcelt1]

all kinds of everything celts old boy!!!

haha...say that with a satsuma(euro) in your mouth