my tribute to our greatest poster 'sir ted of the racecourse; re zat knight!

[Factamondo]

please please dont sign zat knight

he is so bad we'd have sleepless nights

he is a tad responsible for boltons plight

not the man id want beside me in a street fight

even though he is seven feet in height

if we sign a new center half i hope that it might

be someone more classy anton n rio would be just right!!!

[qprted]

superbe

superbe actually superbe it was like the spice girls and the village people all wrapped in one


absolutely brilliant stuff i could sell that poem for a million pounds

[Factamondo]

ted ted my brother of the advacado bathroom suite and speckled henings please please lets get together and write our entry for next years eurovison song contest....we will win for britain and become bigger than robson n jerome...we will sell out a summer concert at loftus rd supported by the wurzles and pam ayres............we will call the feastival 'ted fest' and it will be like the summer of love all over again!!!

[Stanley]

the advacado bathroom suite

What a vision - is that like a mixture of advocaat and avocado?

[Factamondo]

advacado very popular in northolt and hornchurch i'll ahve you know!!!

[Stanley]

Facto's either been on the speckled hen or the advocaat, I'm not sure which

[Factamondo]

stan i must admit to taking an early libation as im sitting poolside and 'her next doors' is gonna be taking a dip very soon like ursula undress coming outa the sea in dr no....but coming outta pool in upmister!!

[Stanley]

In that case Facto, given your current state and circumstances I'm just impressed you can still use words like 'libation'!

[Factamondo]

well contery to belief i was quite well educated for someone outta west 12.......i got some cses and an olevel!

[MiddletonRanger]

advacado very popular in northolt and hornchurch i'll ahve you know!!!

I squat in Hornchurch during the week as I work in Kent....too far to travel each day from Banbury....

[Factamondo]

welcome to gods county old chap albeit on a part time basis..............sunny night like tonite may i suggest the 'harrow' then olivers on the high st......flange fest!!!