Today's events

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Kick off - QPR safe
11 mins - Stoke winning, Bolton going down.
19 mins - Man U score - City fans aren't happy.
37 mins - 'This is quite comfortable'.
38 mins - Man City score. Paddy Kenny should be hung!
39 mins - Bolton equalise - ok, nothing decided yet.
45 mins - Bolton score again - Bullocks.
H/T - Did you see Bolton's goals, it's an FA conspiracy! Hughes out. QPR going down, 'we deserve it', cigarette break.
46 mins - Adel getting ready - this is his moment.
47 mins - Cisse scores, 'I believe in miracles.'
53 mins - "Joey Barton has been superb" - Niall Quinn
54 mins - Joey Barton sent off and subsequently tries to take out half the City team. Marc Bircham calms him down, ironic.
66 mins - Mackie scores. Am I dreaming? Bolton going down.
70 mins - I have a quick cigarette, open Stella no. 7.
76 mins - Crouch wins penalty, Stoke score! Bolton still going down.
92 mins - I have another quick cigarette, City equalise. Stilll safe.
93 mins - Man Utd think they have won the league.
93.5 mins - Bolton are down!
94 mins - City score again, too drunk to care. Alex Ferguson craps his pants.
95 mins - It's all over! An amazing day, time for an ECG.