The Real Perfect Day

[SoCal]

Sunderland 4-0 up after 30 minutes, Young and Scholes sent off, Manure lose 4-2

QPR score in last minute yes Cisse of course to win

Bolton score in extra time and think they win only to be crushed again by the Giant Gremlin

Not inspirational, I'm just wasting time, sorry I wasted yours if your reading this,

[TRING-RANGER]

funny, i had exactly that dream......................

[80sCasual]

Maybe it wasn't a dream, maybe it actually happened

[QPR_NW10]

i'd rather the sunderland scenario happening to stoke - 4-0 against 9 men tbh

[Terry-Mancini-123]

My perfect day would be flying above the Etihad (yes it is a dream) and zooming in on the wildly celebrating fans; the smaller, but wilder and more manically celebrating blue and white hooped band going absolutely mental, and the larger but more subdued bemused looking sky blue fans, celebrating but a little limply, like their sagging inflatables.

Then hitting G force speed to arrive at the stadium of light to see the red end flooding out the exits like a storm drain heading for the London bound trains and buses; and the red and white majority in heaven.

Another sharp lift and off to the Potteries to zoom in there; both sets not looking too happy, I can tell you. A quick look at the scores, and I get the picture now.

Stoke(1) 1 Bolton(4) 5

Sunderland(0) 3 Man U(2) 2

Man C(2) 2 QPR(0) 3

[dtig]

Sunderland 4-0 up after 30 minutes, Young and Scholes sent off, Manure lose 4-2

QPR score in last minute yes Cisse of course to win

Bolton score in extra time and think they win only to be crushed again by the Giant Gremlin

Not inspirational, I'm just wasting time, sorry I wasted yours if your reading this,

I'm with you...almost

Sunderland are out of sight against United

Bolton score a 92nd minute goal to put them 2-0 up and celebrate wildly thinking they are safe

We are 1-0 down until the 93rd minute then nick an equaliser with a Shaun Derry wondergoal

John Terry breaks his leg

Fat Frank breaks his leg

Drogba breaks both his legs

Ashley Cole breaks both arms and legs

Full time around the country, we are safe, Citeh win the title, Fergusson resigns, Reading go into liquidation and the price of beer is slashed by 50% for 24 hours.

Yep, that'll do

[TRING-RANGER]

I'm with you...almost

Sunderland are out of sight against United

Bolton score a 92nd minute goal to put them 2-0 up and celebrate wildly thinking they are safe

We are 1-0 down until the 93rd minute then nick an equaliser with a Shaun Derry wondergoal

John Terry breaks his leg

Fat Frank breaks his leg

Drogba breaks both his legs

Ashley Cole breaks both arms and legs

Full time around the country, we are safe, Citeh win the title, Fergusson resigns, Reading go into liquidation and the price of beer is slashed by 50% for 24 hours.

Yep, that'll do

if only...............

[Johnnykc]

:angry:

I'm with you...almost

Sunderland are out of sight against United

Bolton score a 92nd minute goal to put them 2-0 up and celebrate wildly thinking they are safe

We are 1-0 down until the 93rd minute then nick an equaliser with a Shaun Derry wondergoal

John Terry breaks his leg

Fat Frank breaks his leg

Drogba breaks both his legs

Ashley Cole breaks both arms and legs

Full time around the country, we are safe, Citeh win the title, Fergusson resigns, Reading go into liquidation and the price of beer is slashed by 50% for 24 hours.

Yep, that'll do

I'm a little dissapointed that the racist Terrys injuries aren't more severe.....

[dtig]

:angry:


I'm a little dissapointed that the racist Terrys injuries aren't more severe.....

John Terry's ambulance then crashes and he is airlifted to BRIXTON GENERAL for life saving surgery........or not

[westsussexranger]

id much rather qpr draw bolton do the unthinkable and beat stoke by 8 clear goals only for a week later when the fa award clint hill his goal against bolton to bring the score to 2-2 and we stay up by a point

of course this would come from the side effect of qprs fanbase being slash by half due to a number of qpr supporting based heart failures

[Del]

id much rather qpr draw bolton do the unthinkable and beat stoke by 8 clear goals only for a week later when the fa award clint hill his goal against bolton to bring the score to 2-2 and we stay up by a point

of course this would come from the side effect of qprs fanbase being slash by half due to a number of qpr supporting based heart failures

We'd stay up by 3 points...

[Del]

John Terry's ambulance then crashes and he is airlifted to BRIXTON GENERAL for life saving surgery........or not

Unfortunately there is then a power cut at the hospital and the back up generators fail.....

[TRING-RANGER]

Unfortunately there is then a power cut at the hospital and the back up generators fail.....

they call in the caribean electrician who been on the ganga he miss wires the generator causing several thousand volts to surge through terrys bed frame and into his fillings

[loftboy]

John Terry's ambulance then crashes and he is airlifted to BRIXTON GENERAL for life saving surgery........or not

Causing severe enough Injurys for him to be awarded a blue badge, and when he goes to use it for the first time finding some ignorant farker parked in the disabled bay laughing at him.

[Shania]

But who are actually going to score the goals for Bolton? I donīt think they can deny Stoke!