Song for Faurlin, from LFW .....

[UB5 Ranger]

To the tune of Jolene by Dolly Parton

Faulin Faulin Faulin Fau-lin
I’m begging of you please take on your man
Faulin Faulin Faulin Fau-lin
Please don’t dive just because you can

Your signing fee is beyond compare
More than wingnut Sheron seems fair
Even though your name is new to us

This song for you may well be dumb
But its better than Pete’s and his w*nky drum
So that at least is a start Fau-lin

Your silky skills will prevent crowd sleep
There’s nothing I can do to keep
From buying a t-shirt with your name, Fau-lin

Another midfielder sounds just great
To play alongside the other eight
1-8-1 will fox ‘em all, Faulin

Faulin Faulin Faulin Fau-lin
I’m begging of you please take on your man
Faulin Faulin Faulin Fau-lin
Please don’t dive just because you can

very good effort !

[Captain Clunge]

Not as good as the Rent Boys song.

FACT

[Receed R]

go clunge

[Robbo]

Simple, and to the point.

Maybe someone could print out a song book/sheet, so everyone can join in with these song ideas that people post on the net.
And the club could flash the song number on the scoreboard, with karaoke style words, so everyone can join in.

Or alternatively, we could make a start by having more than 200 people joining in with "Come On You RRRs", instead of the songs I can see being sung on saturday.... such as: "Da da da da, Dexter Blackstock", or "There's only one Lee Camp", depending on whether we've not scored in the first 30 mins, or (heaven forbid) let a goal in.

It's like the auditions for The Ivor Novello Awards lately on the web.


"RANGERS", sung very loudly, with 3 loud thumping/clapping noises inbetween each word.
There's a crazy idea.



God, I'm a grumpy b*****d.

[BennyBoyRs]

We have trouble getting our fans involved in one line efforts...this has less chance of taking off than the conchord.

[qblockpete]

and to think it took someone days to do it, will go down in history as a c.rap song that never got song.

[swede]

Idea and chorus stolen from WATRB....a couple of weeks ago

We´re the best

Who´s idea was it? Will the real Fau-rlin/Jol-ene "songwriter" please stand up...

[qblockpete]

your song was better, at least it will catch on

[Robbo]

Idea and chorus stolen from WATRB....a couple of weeks ago

We´re the best

Who´s idea was it? Will the real Fau-rlin/Jol-ene "songwriter" please stand up...

I wouldn't brag about it.

Albania wouldn't take most of the efforts on here as their entry for Eurovision.
Including that one.

[swede]

I wouldn't brag about it.

Albania wouldn't take most of the efforts on here as their entry for Eurovision.
Including that one.

I will. Actually think we should start a choir or contact some record labels...it´s that good....

[Robbo]

I will. Actually think we should start a choir or contact some record labels...it´s that good....

"YEEESSSS, WE AGREE!!"

[MYU]

I think you will find that song was taken from dot.org to LFW.

[UB5 Ranger]

You are correct Myu , it was originally posted on dot org .