hark the aveley angel has spoken forth!!!!!

[Factamondo]

she appeared before me like a greek goddess outta the early morning mist walking her little shitzu's..........a face so beautiful as to launch a thousand ford fiesta's and turn a mere mortal man to stone.....she smiled knowingly and asked why 'i looked so unhappy in her venuslike presence'......i told her of our difficulties and impending doom and that we are just praying for an intervention from the big man in the sky..................she smiled a smile that entranced me....a smile so perfect i thought id already arrived at the big mans house................'fear not young man of the hooped shirts' she softly whispered into my ear....'come sunday night all your hopes and wishes will be realised'......you will prevail and continue to walk in the valley of the kings.........................then she smiled once more and was gone...........................yes the aveley angel has spoken!

[coneysboots]

Was she coming out of Somerfields?

[Factamondo]

yes!!!

[Billericay*icky]

Very funny! I prefered facto when he was on the animals theme, although trying to convince us that there would be a Partridge in Pitsea was exaggerating it to the extreme! Pitsea Pigeon more like.

Anyway, you may recall that before the Arsenal game I reported that I'd run over a squirrel in Danbury. Well two days ago driving along the lane where I live I managed to hit a Pigeon as it flew up to avoid my car. I think it managed to fly away, albeit injured and so I feel that my unfortunate mishaps with birds will stand us in good stead once again.

Come in u Rssss and come on u Baggies (althoguh I feel that you will not try too hard at the Reebok).

[Droghoop]

she appeared before me like a greek goddess outta the early morning mist walking her little shitzu's..........a face so beautiful as to launch a thousand ford fiesta's and turn a mere mortal man to stone.....she smiled knowingly and asked why 'i looked so unhappy in her venuslike presence'......i told her of our difficulties and impending doom and that we are just praying for an intervention from the big man in the sky..................she smiled a smile that entranced me....a smile so perfect i thought id already arrived at the big mans house................'fear not young man of the hooped shirts' she softly whispered into my ear....'come sunday night all your hopes and wishes will be realised'......you will prevail and continue to walk in the valley of the kings.........................then she smiled once more and was gone...........................yes the aveley angel has spoken!

Bascially Sunday night, you're gonna get to smash some fine young filly's back doors in, but QPR are still f'ed

[Quaz]

live near aveley, plenty of skirt but no angels

[vanhoop]

Very funny! I prefered facto when he was on the animals theme, although trying to convince us that there would be a Partridge in Pitsea was exaggerating it to the extreme! Pitsea Pigeon more like.

Anyway, you may recall that before the Arsenal game I reported that I'd run over a squirrel in Danbury. Well two days ago driving along the lane where I live I managed to hit a Pigeon as it flew up to avoid my car. I think it managed to fly away, albeit injured and so I feel that my unfortunate mishaps with birds will stand us in good stead once again.

Come in u Rssss and come on u Baggies (althoguh I feel that you will not try too hard at the Reebok).

Mmm roadkill,can you try for a canary next.facto did she have bolt on ####?

[Factamondo]

quazzie some very friendly n obliging bints round those parts!!

[Quaz]

quazzie some very friendly n obliging bints round those parts!!

[Factamondo]

she appeared before me like a greek goddess outta the early morning mist walking her little shitzu's..........a face so beautiful as to launch a thousand ford fiesta's and turn a mere mortal man to stone.....she smiled knowingly and asked why 'i looked so unhappy in her venuslike presence'......i told her of our difficulties and impending doom and that we are just praying for an intervention from the big man in the sky..................she smiled a smile that entranced me....a smile so perfect i thought id already arrived at the big mans house................'fear not young man of the hooped shirts' she softly whispered into my ear....'come sunday night all your hopes and wishes will be realised'......you will prevail and continue to walk in the valley of the kings.........................then she smiled once more and was gone...........................yes the aveley angel has spoken!

she did indeed speak on this momentus of afternoons!

[coneysboots]

Get back down The Ship and see if she's got good news for next Sunday. And while you're there have a toast of their finest asti to Clint Hill.