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  • Signed Shirt

    Hi all,
    Hope this is allowed but just wanted to post this shirt which I am selling... its only £20 at the mo so grab yourself a bargain


  • #2
    "Won this 2011/2012 Queens Park Rangers Home Shirt in a charity auction but am being forced to sell as managed to lose my phone, shoes and dignity in Lloret De Mar"

    Get your back doors kicked in ?
    "I could think of a number of what I think would be interesting (and not even "gotcha") questions. But they wont be asked"

    Fans forum ?

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    • #3
      If you must know, tried to have sex on the beach, got cockblocked by some old spanish man who stood there watching. Phone fell out of pocket during this encounter.

      Went back to hers, got cockblocked by all her mates who wouldn't leave. Woke up in the morning and one of my shoes had disappeared.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by cookie17 View Post
        If you must know, tried to have sex on the beach, got cockblocked by some old spanish man who stood there watching. Phone fell out of pocket during this encounter.

        Went back to hers, got cockblocked by all her mates who wouldn't leave. Woke up in the morning and one of my shoes had disappeared.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by cookie17 View Post
          If you must know, tried to have sex on the beach, got cockblocked by some old spanish man who stood there watching. Phone fell out of pocket during this encounter.

          Went back to hers, got cockblocked by all her mates who wouldn't leave. Woke up in the morning and one of my shoes had disappeared.
          F*CK OFF CHELSEA WEST LONDON IS OURS!
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          • #6
            At least no-one shaved my head... oh wait

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            • #7
              Originally posted by cookie17 View Post
              If you must know, tried to have sex on the beach, got cockblocked by some old spanish man who stood there watching. Phone fell out of pocket during this encounter.

              Went back to hers, got cockblocked by all her mates who wouldn't leave. Woke up in the morning and one of my shoes had disappeared.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by cookie17 View Post
                If you must know, tried to have sex on the beach, got cockblocked by some old spanish man who stood there watching. Phone fell out of pocket during this encounter.

                Went back to hers, got cockblocked by all her mates who wouldn't leave. Woke up in the morning and one of my shoes had disappeared.
                who did not like him watching you or her and how did you know he was spanish was he shouting Ollay!!! every time you tried
                Dyslexic so please don't feel the need to correct my spelling mistakes as I really don't give a **** and before you say use spell checker if it is spelt right / wright but not in context spell check is useless

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                • #9
                  The greased back hair and spain 86 shirt gave it away.

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                  • #10
                    Thats a quality story Cookie
                    You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

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                    • #11
                      Thanks Matty. I'm rather pissed off about my hair though!

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                      • #12
                        Well the shirt is up to £40, sharing my embarrassing story was worth it!

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                        • #13
                          mate, forget the shirt, you should write a book !

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                          • #14
                            just come back from lloret de mar, was you there this weekend? the place was dead

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                            • #15
                              "If you must know"

                              Wish i had`nt asked
                              "I could think of a number of what I think would be interesting (and not even "gotcha") questions. But they wont be asked"

                              Fans forum ?

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