man utd this ones for you

[qprted]

do you remember dennis bailey haleluja in 1992
well now you have to go up against the best midfield in europe,so let it be
a nice little run around
with the balance of play even well match you pound for pound

tai will bomb up that left wing and you wont hold him, im afraid
and after in the dressing room your players will be in tears as all the best plans laid
are left in tatters
you find out, its scoring goals that matters

as you watch the hottest midfield player in the world score a brace
you will be rushing for your cheque book to hide your redface
but you and arry have made a big mistake
hear we have a shark in a salt water lake

we are now a re igited force
and history must change its course
as next campaign we net both the domestic trophies,ill bet
and remember you heard it hear first,my man you aint seen nothing yet
and now next season watch us hit fourth spot and many teams lie destroyed in our wake
but this season we will be almost unbeatable as for us it is records that we have to break

sometimes in football you need a bit of luck
but as we defend your midfield will move forward you will feel the suck
then twice we hit you with the sucker punch
oh by the way,alex stay away from the liquiid lunch

i so much hate you giving interweiws with your purple nose
alex you hate to lose,but this time its not the result that you chose
up against the new bobby charlton you dont have much chance
we have ivanoe,and he has a solid gold lance

dancing around the middle of the field this man brings a spark
is this man dennis law george best and bobby charlton all rolled into one i hear you bark
but putting the ball through someones legs for this man is a walk in the park

ol sparkie has ignited a time bomb,he has found the man with a shot like an electric spear
for your sake perhaps he should have left it in a field,and stood clear
but lorrimar would hardly beleive his eyes if he recorded the speed of one of these shots
and finding someone to get in the way isnt easy the world is running out of clots

[qprted]

i have

i have written a poem before the liverpool and the arsenal game both ended in victories so can i keep conjuring up the great power of trevor kingham and neil roberts and the great jim gregory can these rangers legends help us to smash the uniteds heart


or am i running out of miracles well we have just got to see but im predicting 2-0 to the rangers with a brace from adel

[qprted]

im

im predicting two nil
adel give us a thrill
if you want to i know that you will
defeat of the red devils makes me feel brill

[qprted]

united

united are five points clear they can afford to lose
do there players want to get the odd cut or bruise
i hope not because this is one game that we have to win
forget the lunacy forget the spin
if the man with a brain transplant plays well for the reds
then we might just as well stay in our beds
but if our adel lets it all rip
we will certainly give old purple nose the pip


..............................HELP

[qprted]

its

its thursday morning and now im starting to get frightened,the worry i have is how do we transport our team more than two hundred miles and keep them feeling full of beans
also will they freeze when put into this massive stadium,i hope not,im sure hughesy will tell them they must win,and i just hope they know what he means

[80sCasual]

Thought I'd join in on your thread Ted (wow poetry) it was beginning to sound like a loner taking to himself.

[qprted]

thank god

thank god cas that you jumped in there i was thinking where is the factomondo where are all my mates

thankyou cas for saving my poetic life

[LoftusRoadLad]

Good stuff Ted...keep it up cos they all know you on the rival forums !!

[qprted]

yes

yes and they know that when i write a poem we always win

[dpmd]

united are five points clear they can afford to lose
do there players want to get the odd cut or bruise
i hope not because this is one game that we have to win
forget the lunacy forget the spin
if the man with a brain transplant plays well for the reds
then we might just as well stay in our beds
but if our adel lets it all rip
we will certainly give old purple nose the pip


..............................HELP

Love this one Ted. Very good.

[Kirill]

[qprted]

yes tes

yes the lovely one twos of the rangers
will make the united team seem like strangers
our cavalier brand of football is a joy to see
and the united defence will look as if they are lost at sea

[vanhoop]

Startling work Ted,your poems inspire us all.will be cheering on the hoops in thy roxeth hamlet and hoping for a wba ticket on mels fun bus from the target

[qprted]

well

well cupid may have fired a bow and arra
but my mate van hoop is from south arra
can we sumon up the power of the shaolin priest
we would need the greatest power on planet earth at the very least

[qprted]

so under

so under the great pyramids mel asks for the special power
and tomororrow at 2 o clock is trully rangers hour

and in every pub in the world an asian man gives a shout
we are the mittals of that there no doubt
now you red devils will find out
what queens park rangers are about