gas leak

[qprted]

many of you may well have experienced a gas leak last night
but dont worry it is quite alright
this is the arsenal effect
our brain has had time to reflect
and realise that we just get turned over so many time against them
if you ask yourself a question its like playing against twelve men

but dont worry hughesy has developed a brain
and for once after the game we are going to be more than just a sweat stain
old thunderpants helgersion is returning to the side
and adel is going to do magic playing out wide
we will be able to after the game push our chests out with prid

this time the arsenal didnt fill us fall of fear
and what you find when apprehension does disapear
is a new team spirit emerges and suddenly the rs are back in town
but you must be asking what was the score
well for once it wasnt a terrible bore

ok i can feel that you all asking the same thing
tell us who deliverd the sting
well swp hit his first goal of the campaign
and while he was celebrating after, drinking champaign
adel said but what about my power driver
and then asked, why am i only drinking cider

[80sCasual]

It was all going well Ted until you spoiled it saying swp will hit his 1st goal of the campaign, been on the speckled hen again have you?

[qprted]

well

well its all based on who had the biggest gas leak him and adel had shared a curry and they had the biggest gas leak so im expecting them both to hit there first goals of the season

we will just have to see what happens

[80sCasual]

Oh that's alright then.

[qprted]

crikey

crikey ive just got a whiff of the curry puff
to stand that youve got to be tough
but with the great power of the doddinghurst cuckoo clock
we can stand,because we are made of tougher stock

[vanhoop]

Bravo ,shouts the gooner true,tis the hoop man who has to rue.
Van persie knocking on thy door,ol paddy won't let him score.the hoopman dressed in blue and white will score first ,thus encouraging the gooners thirst.such dehydration will rise the bush nation,resulting in humiliation...facto and ted are there to witness the destruction of the herd scared shitless

[bushcelt1]

light ale van?

[qprted]

yes

yes the great latymer road gas leak was renowned
it was there that there leader was crowned
factomondo was there fully loaded with drink
but even he couldnt stay there is was a terrible stink
only the great van hoop stood his ground
he had just came out the bookies and had won 200 pound

[vanhoop]

light ale van?

Ha ha,nah bush .off the booze,strictly brown from now on.trying to lose a few pounds

[qprted]

van hoop

van hoops on the brown
and not hitting the town
the days of the constelation pub are long gone
no more karaoke down the swan its played its last song
all thats remains is the famous oust
the legends are not drinking there any more to roost

[bushcelt1]

Ha ha,nah bush .off the booze,strictly brown from now on.trying to lose a few pounds

also great for a dark shade of tooth mate:=B:
getting on one in manchester last game if your up for it!!!

[vanhoop]

yes the great latymer road gas leak was renowned
it was there that there leader was crowned
factomondo was there fully loaded with drink
but even he couldnt stay there is was a terrible stink
only the great van hoop stood his ground
he had just came out the bookies and had won 200 pound

200 pounds was won on the battle ground,bodies lay strewn all around.I had to tip toe over them with my cherry reds and pockets of gold

[vanhoop]

also great for a dark shade of tooth mate:=B:
getting on one in manchester last game if your up for it!!!

Manc lands a good one for me bush,got some family up that way so could well go to the city match.will pm you,that games not far off.me uncle frank lives on the chatsworth and drinks in the jockey

[bushcelt1]

Manc lands a good one for me bush,got some family up that way so could well go to the city match.will pm you,that games not far off.me uncle frank lives on the chatsworth and drinks in the jockey

night before in city centre,few boozes etc-game next day. uncle frank might need to up his game!!

[vanhoop]

van hoops on the brown
and not hitting the town
the days of the constelation pub are long gone
no more karaoke down the swan its played its last song
all thats remains is the famous oust
the legends are not drinking there any more to roost

Memories Ted,the oust house was the racecourse like the con was big Eddie