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I have heard mate (100% not a rumour, from within the club!) that Mohammed Al Fayed was caught in his office masturbating wearing Michael Jackson's famous white glove whilst bouncing on his thumb. Apparently Clint Dempsey saw it all whilst outside his office awaiting a new contract offer and has said he wants out, he refuses to play for a club owned by a man with such perverted views.
This has caused a great divide in the camp as a few lads (no names mentioned) also enjoy wearing the famous glove to "release tension", but others have sided with Clint and think such an act should be undertaken with a naked hand to maximise pleasure.
Favoured masturbation techniques aside, this surely cant be good for team morale ahead of such a big game? Foolham will need all 58 of their English speaking fans attending the game to be in top voice in order to get the players motivated for the game.
Not hard to start a silly rumour is it.
Last edited by MattyRangers; 24-02-2012, 04:08 PM.
You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
Small, weedy, spotty with a faint whiff of urine about him! Just like all those soft lads who are foolham fans!
He might be a lump? Eaton's all time Rugger Bugger Rowing Champion who can gwaf 40 pints of real ale without spilling a drop on his his blazer, jeans or boat shoes . Careful what you wish for mush!
I have heard mate (100% not a rumour, from within the club!) that Mohammed Al Fayed was caught in his office masturbating wearing Michael Jackson's famous white glove whilst bouncing on his thumb. Apparently Clint Dempsey saw it all whilst outside his office awaiting a new contract offer and has said he wants out, he refuses to play for a club owned by a man with such perverted views.
This has caused a great divide in the camp as a few lads (no names mentioned) also enjoy wearing the famous glove to "release tension", but others have sided with Clint and think such an act should be undertaken with a naked hand to maximise pleasure.
Favoured masturbation techniques aside, this surely cant be good for team morale ahead of such a big game? Foolham will need all 58 of their English speaking fans attending the game to be in top voice in order to get the players motivated for the game.
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