all this handshake malarkey and the uber-twunts of Twitter

[rangersbitch]

For those with the patience to read an article I didn't manage to keep short, I offer some thoughts on this season's abortive handshakes and on the worst football-related ****tishness Twitter has to offer. Along with the usual suspects, this includes a Liverpool fan racially abusing Stan Collymore, Rio Ferdinand and Patrice Evra. A Liverpool fan who... wait for it... is himself a black South African.

http://thisismyengland.blogspot.com/2012/02/self-hating-football-twits-go-crazy.html