'Arry... how different things could be...

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You couldn't make it up could you... I was thinking earlier.. imagine if he was found guilty most would want him keel hauled at the very least yet... on the same day as he is acquitted then, blow me Fabio does one and within hours those who would be sharpening their keyboards are fawning all over him begging him to say "yeah 'course I'll do it mate".....

There's a Michael Cain-esque film some years down the line....