the springbok last saturday

[qprted]

last saturday some scoundral stole my ginger toupee,i dont know what the world has come too in doors i leave it by a saucer of milk and talk to it like a cat,so i feel as though ive lost a long lost friend,if anybody did see anything i would much appreachiate your help here
for instance did anybody go into that pub a brunete and come out a ginger
a substancial reward is being offerd
i will give one thousand of my poems to anybody who knows who took it im wondering,could this be somehow associated with the missing camera

[QPRDave]

This it Ted?...They were playing at ****sea last sun too!


Mind you he has disguised it well now don't you think?

[Hertford Hoop]

[qprted]

yes

yes

THATS MY HAIR AND I WANT IT BACK


IM KNOWN AS GINGER UP THE LOCAL SO I CANT EVEN GO FOR A DRINK IVE MANAGED TO BUY A CAP WITH A GINGER FRINGE ON THE FRONT OF IT BUT IM TERRIFIED THAT ILL FORGET, AND TAKE THE CAP OFF

NOW LOOK HERE QPR DAVE IF YOU KNOW WHO TOOK IT PLEASE TELL THEM TO RETURN IT

OR ILL TELL FACTOMONDO

[QPRDave]

im known as ginger up the local so i cant even go for a drink ive managed to buy a cap with a ginger fringe on the front of it but im terrified that ill forget, and take the cap off


Ted all i can tell you is Wiggy Wiggins that debonair man about the bush
and full on ladies man was seen loitering near and furtively stroking Ginger after that very strong gust of wind blew through the bar.Don't know if you noticed your head suddenly went cold?

[QPRWEBBIE]

Blimey,Mrs Terry had a field day saturday

[vanhoop]

ive noticed the ginger ninja aint posted this week

[qprted]

argh

argh yes the ginger ninja the plot thickend,oh yes that right he collects ginger toupees


THATS IT BRILLIANT WEVE CAUGHT HIM,BUT WE NEED TO LOOK AT THAT STOLEN CAMERA TO SEE IF HE WAS CAUGHT IN THE ACT

[vanhoop]

i see his penis ted as he ran out the door,the wind lifted his kilt.has a mole right on the tip,about half inch from his bowlacks

[vespa]

what !!! he`s got a mole on the tip of his old chap ?? bestiality as well as thieving ? the plot thickens , indeed , the like of which ,ive never known the like of which

[qprted]

ok

ok ill check with my mate inspector clueso and find out how to find the man with the mole

[Devon Park Ranger]

I don't normally do this sort of thing Ted but owing to the nature of this hideous crime i called in a favor from someone i know at The Yard...
He managed to secure a CCTV image of what he believes to be a likely suspect fleeing the scene of the crime..



Hopefully someone may know this villain

[vespa]

I don't normally do this sort of thing Ted but owing to the nature of this hideous crime i called in a favor from someone i know at The Yard...
He managed to secure a CCTV image of what he believes to be a likely suspect fleeing the scene of the crime..



Hopefully someone may know this villain

that is the funniest thing ive seen in a long long time

[QPRDave]

I don't normally do this sort of thing Ted but owing to the nature of this hideous crime i called in a favor from someone i know at The Yard...
He managed to secure a CCTV image of what he believes to be a likely suspect fleeing the scene of the crime..



Hopefully someone may know this villain

LOL!!!

[qprted]

i knew it

HE TOOK IT,I KNEW IT










ANY CRIME IN WEST LONDON THERE IS ONE OF HIS FAMILY INVOLVED,im telling factomondo about this