Bagpuss looks like hes in a spot of bother...

[willis1980]

been reading through some of the tweets (yawn) by a journo at the trial

https://twitter.com/#!/GuardianJamieJ

[mat72]

Alledged to have opened a bank account using his dogs name. How you get away with that?

[qpr]

I told you so. The guys an idiot.

[Del]

No wonder he's had that nervous twitch for a while now....

[willis1980]

hes a pedigree chump

[willis1980]

No wonder he's had that nervous twitch for a while now....

nah, thats just because hes been over doing it on the wii lately

[Westbyfleetr]

I like the fact the judge asked if therere were Spurs of Pompey fans in the jury. What if all the jurors are Gooners and Saints though?

- GUILTY!
- Erm, as judge I should point out that we haven't actually heard the evidence yet
- Don't care. GUILTY!