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Been struck down with a rather active bout of food poisoning with the current mrs Stanleyhoop! We both did a plate of oysters yesterday and they've copped the blame. I feel so rough even had to turn down an offer from the former mrs Stanleyhoop to come and pick me up and take me to her place and watch it on my old tv and sky system (which I still pay for!). The point of these ramblings? 1. Don't eat shellfish near matchdays and 2. Try not to get divorced too many times!!
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