The moment two Norwich fans dreaded after the game

[SammyKojoe]

Is anyone else reaching for a violin?

[Ric-Roc]

No a kitchen knife

[MattyRangers]

Correct each to their own. A bit of colourful banter / abuse thrown about at football is by the by.. But when someone wants to personally call me a c@nt or that he'll 'see me outside' then I will be more than happy to oblige.

Short story for you, at school, about 11-12 years old I was a bit of a geek, not brainy but a bit of an inbetweener, a big f#cker always used to give me hassle, pushing me, hitting me, tripping me up, I told my dad & as much as I could see he didn't want to say it he said the immortal words 'next time he touches you make sure he knows it comes at a cost' few days later in the canteen he knocks my carton of milk out of my hand onto the floor. We both had metal work next lesson. We were making a file so I put mine in a vice & filed filed filed it until it was red hot & proceeded to walk up behind him & pushed it against his neck which obviously caused a bit of a scene. Yes I got in trouble but I never had that pr!ck come near me again & as life went on my form of defence was attack. I'm not a geek anymore & I'm a big boy now so resolve problems quickly.

Did you enjoy that lullaby

All jokes aside though its not a I'm bigger than you thread its more the fact If someone wants to give it the big one be prepared for a healthy amount of people in society to take you up on your offer. If you don't want the grief keep your trap shut.

If you walk away & are happy with that fair play but personally I'd get more satisfaction out of knowing the other person won't be to quick in repeating his actions.

Haha quality Ric! Great post tbf, respect that alot

[qprted]

[bushcelt1]

Correct each to their own. A bit of colourful banter / abuse thrown about at football is by the by.. But when someone wants to personally call me a c@nt or that he'll 'see me outside' then I will be more than happy to oblige.

Short story for you, at school, about 11-12 years old I was a bit of a geek, not brainy but a bit of an inbetweener, a big f#cker always used to give me hassle, pushing me, hitting me, tripping me up, I told my dad & as much as I could see he didn't want to say it he said the immortal words 'next time he touches you make sure he knows it comes at a cost' few days later in the canteen he knocks my carton of milk out of my hand onto the floor. We both had metal work next lesson. We were making a file so I put mine in a vice & filed filed filed it until it was red hot & proceeded to walk up behind him & pushed it against his neck which obviously caused a bit of a scene. Yes I got in trouble but I never had that pr!ck come near me again & as life went on my form of defence was attack. I'm not a geek anymore & I'm a big boy now so resolve problems quickly.

Did you enjoy that lullaby

All jokes aside though its not a I'm bigger than you thread its more the fact If someone wants to give it the big one be prepared for a healthy amount of people in society to take you up on your offer. If you don't want the grief keep your trap shut.

If you walk away & are happy with that fair play but personally I'd get more satisfaction out of knowing the other person won't be to quick in repeating his actions.

i can confirm the above story is true

[Kirill]

i can confirm the above story is true

Show us your neck? :=B:

[bushcelt1]

Show us your neck? :=B:

not me ol son-a fair bit older than ric

[Factamondo]

You're beginning increasingly odd, and a bit of a melt. When someone gives it the biggun to me, he gets a slap. Nothing about chest beating or anything remotely neanderthol as you'd like to imply. All about sticking up for yourself and not being a c**t. You may think your analogies are amusing, but they're really not mate.

If you're happy to walk away and be abused all your life, that's your choice. Not a terrible trait to possess, but neither is standing your ground.

benj reiger is a typical surburban champagne socialist!

[Connell10]

benj reiger is a typical surburban champagne socialist!

im a cider socialist and i say if someone gives it, you give it back twice as hard!

[Factamondo]

im a cider socialist and i say if someone gives it, you give it back twice as hard!

..............i told a similar age yokel giving it large if it wernt for his kid with him he'd be eating baby food through a straw for a week..........he melted!!

[QPR Richard]

I think it's a London thing. We don't let anyone take liberties with us!

I grew up in places like Queens Park and Stonebridge Park and you learn quickly not to let yourself be pushed around. As someone said, it depends on your upbringing.

Although I've had to get myself out of scrapes at games over the years, I'd rather be a live chicken than a dead hero!

Besides, I'm too pretty to be hit

[bushcelt1]

used to go for the odd pint in the orange tree in stonebridge.....rough ol boozer back in the day!!

[Olly]

I used to go there too in the 70's. A work mate Roy Clarke used to do the door there.

[DeepcutHoop]

I see deepcut has left the "n" out of his name again.

[bobby]

if that midget Bernie ever gets lairy with me i will give him a dry slap