sunday service

[vanhoop]

to the tune of knees up mother brown...

ya ol mans on the brown
ya ol mans on the brown
john terry
ya mums a thief
ya ol mans on the brown..

to the tune of little donkey...


little donkey
little donkey
on the dusty road
have a nose up
sling ya load up
ya best mates bird
chorus...
you are a dirty **** teeery,teeery
you are a dirty **** teeery

[budgiebyrne]

10 men went to bed,
C**T!
Went to bed with Ashley
10 men, 9 men, 8 men 7, men, 6 men, 5 men, 4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man
And his mobile phone
Went to bed with Ashley!

[budgiebyrne]

His dad is a dealer,
His mother is a stealer,
John Terry is a cheater,
The Terry family.

(To the tune of the Adams Family).


he shags his mates bird, he shags his mates biiiiiirrrrrrrdddddd
that **** john terry, he shags his mates bird


theres never enough songs for John terry!!!!

[WestLondon LaLaLa]

Ten men went to lift,
went to lift Frank Lampard,
Ten men and a forklift truck,
went to lift Frank Lampard.

[vanhoop]

he shot up his best mates bird
he shot up his best mates bird
best bird

[vanhoop]

to the tune of amora


when a man eats ten pies and his centre half lies
thats frank lampard

[vanhoop]

ya just a small town in russia

[TBLOCKRANGER]

To Lamps

You fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast** you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat bast**d, you fat ..

To the tune of Jerusalem

[vanhoop]

he stuck a mobile phone up his ####
he stuck a mobile phone up his ####
chelseas ashely cole


ramireres whoooa
ramireres whoooa
he looked in ashleys hole
and found a mobile

[MattyRangers]

he stuck a mobile phone up his ####
he stuck a mobile phone up his ####
chelseas ashely cole


ramireres whoooa
ramireres whoooa
he looked in ashleys hole
and found a mobile

[march56]

there's only one wayne bridge wayne bridge there's only one wayne bridge!

[QPRBENN]

His hairband proved he was a gay torres torres, he sucked of ashley cole torres torres, he takes it up the ****ing rear, the dirty little spanish queer, fernando torres take it up the ####

[dandcqpr]

chelsea, it's a FLOWER show chelsea, it's a FLOWER show



chelsea is a Girls name , chelsea is a Girls name Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha


when they sing chelsea, chelsea, chelseee sing back

Susan, Susan, SUSAN chelsea is a GIRLS name etc

[Mellowhoop]

Build a bonfire, build a bonfire put lampard on the top. Put John Terry in the middle and burn the ******* lot

[paulmason]

John Terry, #### ####, ####
John Terry, #### ####, ####
_________________________________

Frank Lampard, #### ####, ####
Frank Lampard, #### ####, ####
_________________________________

In your Chelsea Slums
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think its a treat,

In your Chelsea Slums
_________________________________

If I had they eyo of a sparrow
if I head the #### of a crow,
Id fly over Chelse tomorrow
and **** on the *******s below.
**** on, **** on, **** on the *******s below, below.