oh chelsea

[qprted]

i remember the magical feet of osgood
i remember in the eighties you couldnt beat us try as hard as you could
but always always i dreampt of that day
that we put six past you hooray
it finished that poor goalies career
and in the away end was as popular as gonneria
but byrne and bannister were magic that match
that poor young goalie couldnt catch
after the game he had a terrible time trying to explain
fancy wearing a qpr shirt under his goalie top didnt he have a brain
but born in the white city he had fulfilled his lifes dream
he had effectively destroyed the chelsea team
but this time around we dont expect such luck
and many of us think we may well come unstuck
but the ghosts of trev kingham and neil roberts will be smiling down
as we make sure we really go to town
a brace from helgerson will equalise the score
but the winner from adel will get the crowd shouting for more
this result will be better than all the poetry in the world im sure