What do you really hate about Chelshite?

[SuperHoopNik]

I hate that most of them know nothing about football, and they're all damn cocky

[LoftusRoadLad]

Lads....Football is where we come from....QPR is my team cos I lived in Loftus road so it goes with out saying......Chelski...is in my locality...so if they are in any Euro competition that is wot I want to see do well. The same with Foolham when they went on that amazing run in the Euro thing.....my heart is in west London....the rest are glory hunters.....and dont say bullsh!t cos location is where our heart is !!

[PeterG]

Stamford Bridge is basically the gravel and crap that was dug out of the Euston Road when they build the original underground line between Paddington and Farringdon
I hate that
And David Speedie

[HammersmithR]

I hate the fact they constantly think they're a West London club! They are in SW6. Thet are in South West London along with Fulham. We are the only team who can be called West London.

[Bexley Hoop]

The abuse of celery.

[Yousef]

Their glory seeking fans. We have got a lot of them in Kuwait.

[TBLOCKRANGER]

By way of two detailed and scientific surveys I carried out between 1972 to 2011

1. The first being "obesity and young fans". My finding categorically concluded that children wearing Chelsea kits (mainly the black strip) are exclusively fat faced Augusto Gloops.

2. The second being "family tree of a Chelsea fan". After taking human DNA samples (saliva) from the private parts of german shepherds i managed to narrow down the roots of all Chelsea fans to one lineage

Father (man utd fan) + Mother (Blondi) = Chelsea fan

[80sCasual]

You have to be a certain age to really hate those ******s and anyone under 35ish are going by what uncles, cousins and older friends tell them.

Think you're about right there Paul re the age thing, i wouldn't say 35 but i get what you're saying. By the way i'm in my 40's.

Can't believe no one has mentioned Frank Lampard, i hate that guy so much, as well as JT etc etc, and the fact they think they have always been London's top team, well i suppose their fans would think that seeing that most of them have only supported them for no longer than 8 years.

[HammersmithR]

And I hate the fact that they fail to realise that it wasn't that long ago they were getting around 10 thousand for their home gates. Clubs like Leeds, Man City, Everton, West Ham, Spurs, Arsenal, Liverpool, Villa, Man Utd, Sheff Wed etc. have always traditionally had bigger support over the years.

They now have a 'rent a crowd' each week for their home games.

[BennyBoyRs]

I just hate the c**ts. Many reason for this, so there isn't a real need to explain. I hate them as much as Palace.

[fetcham ranger]

Have hated the ****my numpties for ever!!! I live near there traning ground, every kid in the area has a Chelsh it top on. My 7 year old daughter came home from school after football training and started to sing Blue is the colour, told if she sang it again she would be banished to my shed or would have to live else where!!!

Now wears her QPR top with pride and has been to HQ for a couple of games.

Come on you R'sssss

[80sCasual]

Annoys me when you're either in Central London or Abroad and you see stalls only selling Replica shirts by the ****, man u, barca, inter etc, it's the reason so many people so called support them cos it's rammed in their faces, if only they knew eh and ok i know they are more popular, but of course they are because its all you ever see. our brains are being **** washed.

[Brooksie]

Haven't got enough battery on my phone to list all my hatred for them ****ers. From the beatings at home off the older fans to the newbies who haven't got a clue to the mugs I work with who go away in europe but won't come down the bush. We've had a few half decent players off them in the past other than that anyone associated with that shirt are brain dead sheep. Makes me laugh how the make out they are not bothered by us but believe me they are.

[80sCasual]

Haven't got enough battery on my phone to list all my hatred for them ****ers. From the beatings at home off the older fans to the newbies who haven't got a clue to the mugs I work with who go away in europe but won't come down the bush. We've had a few half decent players off them in the past other than that anyone associated with that shirt are brain dead sheep. Makes me laugh how the make out they are not bothered by us but believe me they are.

You're right there, i know people who are coming out of retirement for this one, this is big for them too.

[Bluehoop]

I could also sit and write a list as long as my arm - EVERYTHING - that just about covers it