I want to start another Ric-Roc thread...

[BennyBoyRs]

Not enough of them. I bet the poor man feels a little embarrassed at the amount of them, haha.

But seriously...can I have a hug? It'll be emotional, but I can cope.

[Factamondo]

...need stretch armstrongs arms old chap!!!

[BennyBoyRs]

He's a big lad, agreed. But I've got the reach.

[LoftusRoadLad]

Wot we need to do is put a load of bull rumours on to confuse Chelski, they are all gonna start reading this board for info