the cat ate the sausage

[qprted]

i had to laugh one of my cats is always eating slices of ham,but today i put a little chipolater down near his food bowle and he didnt want to eat it because it looked suspicously like ###x

so he looks at it
he sniffs it
yes he thinks thats definately ###X
so I break it up into pieces
so it dosnt look like one of his thesis
and yes he ate it all
but then rushed into his box to do a stall
the moral of this story is folks do not always beleive what you see
there maybe times when theres more than what meets the eye,sometimes it can be
for instance at first i hated briatory
but now i think he has helped us find this bit of glory
because although hes mad,he knows not the smell of defeat
but like napolian bonaparte he didnt want to send a fleet
sometimes in life, one has to really wish hard against candlelight
i want a 40 thousabd stadium built on the bbc site
i weant it to say rangers stadium i want people to feel our might
i always remeber going to glasgow and seeing the ibrox wow wow wow
and i want us to get a mighty stadium somehow
gianni ,ecclestone and briatore they all did there bit
tony please keep the dream going ,dont leave us in the cat ###X