spoke to gary hoopers mum in 'godfreys' the bakers hornchurch.........

[Factamondo]

i was getting some crossaints n crusty bread........she was getting apple turnovers n a french stick...............anyhows it appears young gary very much favours a return south in the january as he has been told he is near an england call up........he suits 'hooped' shirts so we are in the running as he is a big fan of warnock and has a shirt signed by luke young from his grays athletic days

[stainrodisalegend]

Thanks for that Facto, no greater power in world football can be found than near the jam fancy counter at the baker's at Hornchurch. I hope your years of cultivating Mrs Hooper finally pay off. She must almost count you as one of the family by now. Only one aspect of that story I don't believe - you buying croissants. R u sure it wasn't pies?

[qprted]

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I think we should have a facto love thread
i think these much more to this guy than where he buys his bread
he can charm the leaves of a tree
but cant get wed because he loves all the women and hes always on his knee
do you beautiful lady hearby agree to wed
look here they reply, you just want to get me into bed
argh a women with spirit , he says i like your style
but if any women agreed to marry facto he would run a mile
hes a creature of habbit you see
he likes 25 lagers before his tea
he hates soaps eastenders and coronation streets
he likes to fall in love with everyone he meets
thats why i love my facto hes always going to be free
if any woman can tame him ,what a women she must be

[QPRDave]

How much was the bread Facto?
Apple turnovers and a french stick eh!Should be giving the French stick......Oh sorry wrong thread !!

[qprbrisbanedivision]

Sounds like the storyline of a dodgy porno film to me !!

[superhoop67]

it was Greggs he was in ,trying to make Hornchurch sound posh

[Factamondo]

it was Greggs he was in ,trying to make Hornchurch sound posh

greggs is for council estate type areas whereas the more affluent suburbs of essex has independant traders that accomodate the needs of the more financially solvent and chic!!!