Torres open goal miss....

[MattyRangers]

Maybe we will get him on loan in january

No need mate weve got Dave to miss our sitters.

[Rebel R's]

No need mate weve got Dave to miss our sitters.

Not a squad player anymore,poor old Jay took that aculade against Newcasle

[Del]

It's all a ploy by Torres becasue he doesn't want to play for them tw@ts. He is deliberately failing abysmally so he can manufacture a move to QPR for a cut down price of 2kg of oranges and a set of bibs.

It's similar to Robinho's mistake, when told he could sign for Manchester, thought Man Utd, not City. With Torres he was told his ambition could be met with a move to West London, alas didn't read the small print.

[SuperHoopNik]

Very strange comment.

Eh? Explain

[Quaz]

So there I was, Row F, behind the goal at old Trafford watching Torres go round De Gea wondering if he would score And then it hit me.

[QPR Richard]

Some older football fans may remember this classic by Roger Davies of Derby, ironically against Chelski:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNIquRW3mOo&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[QPRDave]

Saw this on Ian Taylor's Twitter, thought you might like
https://twitter.com/#!/IJTaylor81

[twranger]

.....and the Rooney missed pen was just as funny imo, but not been mentioned here! Hate Rooney, Hate MU even more....... yes even more than chelsea!

[ahR]

I copied and pasted this from a Tweet...

Torres has a 2nd half hat-trick in him. Though with his current goals ratio, he'll need a bit of luck. And 1,415 minutes injury time.....

Cracked me up that one...

[SuperHoopNik]

Torres has a 2nd half hat-trick in him. Though with his current goals ratio, he'll need a bit of luck. And 1,415 minutes injury time.....

Cracked me up that one...

[paulmason]

Eh? Explain

You said "But I feel sorry for him, he was getting his confidence back and I think that miss has shattered it again"

As a QPR fan, I don't give a toss about any Chelsea player and how they play. The worse they play, the better for me.

[SuperHoopNik]

You said "But I feel sorry for him, he was getting his confidence back and I think that miss has shattered it again"

As a QPR fan, I don't give a toss about any Chelsea player and how they play. The worse they play, the better for me.