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Not for a while now fella. At least a few months now since they split. She's single again!!!
yea i know pal, hense why i put "was" lol he really is a jammy sod. If I ever saw her in person in a shop or something I think id have enough material in the old "w4nk bank" to last me a while
You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
A female dwarf goes to a doctor complaining of an embarrassing itch in the groin area.
The doctor looks her up and down, picks her up and stands her on his desk.
He lifts up her skirt and puts his head under. A little perplexed, she hears snip, snip, snip, snip.
The doctor emerges from under her skirt.
“How’s that?” he asks
“Well, it’s a lot better actually” she says, “but………….it’s still there.”
Undaunted, he dives back under her skirt. Snip, snip, snip, snip. Out he comes.
“How’s that?” he asks again more confident.
“That’s wonderful! What did you do?” she asked.
"I trimmed the top off your Ugg boots" .
Get your coat Matty - no, I'll tell you what, I'll get it for you mate - truly awful
They are the most hideous footwear for men - thankfully only seen one bloke wear them and that was at the gym and I was trying hard not too s******. Imagine if a male fan rocked them up in them to Loftus Road or an away game
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