Bothroyd's Turned Up Wearing Uggs

[sirpiechucker]

Footballers aren't what they used to be: http://twitter.com/#!/Joey7Barton

[W12hoops]

[BuzsakyIsGod]

Seriously I am a woman and I don't even wear them. Shocking.

[maverick69]

Barton's gonna chuck them in the shower

[Ginger Ninja]

He's packing the fudge...

[MattyRangers]

He's packing the fudge...

He was also packing Lisa Snowden.... jammy sod!

[BuzsakyIsGod]

They have cut the top off one haha

[Toni German]

Trashed:-

http://t.co/ehoJsLU

[MattyRangers]

They have cut the top off one haha

A female dwarf goes to a doctor complaining of an embarrassing itch in the groin area.

The doctor looks her up and down, picks her up and stands her on his desk.
He lifts up her skirt and puts his head under. A little perplexed, she hears snip, snip, snip, snip.
The doctor emerges from under her skirt.

“How’s that?” he asks

“Well, it’s a lot better actually” she says, “but………….it’s still there.”
Undaunted, he dives back under her skirt. Snip, snip, snip, snip. Out he comes.
“How’s that?” he asks again more confident.
“That’s wonderful! What did you do?” she asked.

"I trimmed the top off your Ugg boots" .

[BuzsakyIsGod]

Trashed:-

http://t.co/ehoJsLU

£200 down the drain. He should have gone to Primark cheaper

[sirduncs]

amusing...as long as barton doesn't start turning us into a new version of wimbledon's old crazy gang...

[dpmd]

Oh dear.

[Nodge70]

Ugg boots are possibly the worst fashion crime anyone can commit. They just look absolute rubbish on anyone. They look like those zip up slippers for old dears you can buy from the Mail on Sunday magazine.

Terrible, terrible, terrible.

[Dazzer1977]

He was also packing Lisa Snowden.... jammy sod!

Not for a while now fella. At least a few months now since they split. She's single again!!!

[paulmason]

It is really shocking how a man really thinks wearing girls boots is ok.