joey barton songs

[singingranger]

Tune 10 German bombers!

You wouldn't want to meet him late at night
Joey Barton wearing hoops is such a sight
He'll have you on your toes
Because everybody knows
Joey Barton loves to stand and fight!
From time to time he'll get yellow card
Our super midfield maestro goes in hard
And he likes a bit of twitter
But he's never been a quitter
he's younger and he's better than gerrard!

[southwalesR]

joey barton songs....MERGED

to the tune of we all hate leeds ****

he said f*** off to mike ashley
signed for the r's on a free
we got joey barton
we got joey barton
we got joey barton
we got joey barton

repeat

[SAR]

My mate made a good one up..

You are my Barton, my Joey Barton,
You stub cigars out, in peoples eyes,
When you're not locked up, you keep the R's up,
Please do not take my Barton away LA LA LA LA LA HOOPS!

[southwalesR]

haha thats a good 1

[bpr11]

Nicked the Gary Neville one:

Joey Barton is an R, is an R, is an R
Joey Barton is an R, is an R, is an R
He hates Ashley!

[Gerryhatrick]

what about.......

Ashley can't fine you
Ashley can't fine you
Ashley can't fine you anymooooore
Ashley can't fine you a- ny- more

be honest, wot ya reckon ??

[Gerryhatrick]

Fat Ash can't fine you

what about.......a new song for JB. deserved its own thread.

Fat Ash can't fine you
Fat Ash can't fine you
Fat Ash can't fine you anymooooore
Fat Ash can't fine you a- ny- more

be honest, wot ya reckon ??

sorry if it's bad,been drinking a bit too much.
can u imagine versus Newcastle on 17/9,

[klonk]

whoa... too many jbs nowadays.

was wondering what bothroyd had done to upset 'fat ash' for 2 seconds before the penny dropped.

getting used to new players feels so strange...

[BennyBoyRs]

I prefer his old song...

Joey Barton, is a w@nker, is a w@nker
Repeat.